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That’s what “open link in incognito window” is for, my friend!

I love the one with the bitter woman just standing up.  Between her fashion choices, and that old Jets hat, there is very little in that .gif to convince me it was from yesterday’s game, not some game coached by Rich Kotite.

The Conservative, Newscorp-owned Wall Street Journal printed this. wasn’t able to stop an employee from going rogue.

Dan, you’re really gonna have to help me out and write a several part series on Nettie. Gritty aside, that is where my eyes first went in that photo, and I need to know more. NOW. I have so many questions:
1.) How long has she been around?
2.) Why am I just finding out about her?

Yeah, I feel like we haven’t gotten any news on that in about a year. I’m sadly assuming that it’s dead.

I mean, I’d prefer that guns be banned, but banning country music instead wouldn’t be the worst thing that ever happened...

Whereas I would love to see Charlotte ranked lower, but maybe that has to do with how I ALWAYS seem to have to fucking run through the interminable E terminal to catch a connection.  God I hate that.

Well, that’s ridiculous, but sure, put them in the AL East, and flip the O’s into the NL East.  Then the NL East is in a nice pretty row:  Mets, Phils, O’s, Nats.

Even better, that wasn’t the author, but THE MILITARY, throwing shade and suggesting a surprising stance on gun control.

I was just coming down here to mention Bluecoat. I’m not a big gin fan, but the barrel aged version is great. Especially in a clover club cocktail.

(Note: Kinja formatting does not show that Ron used four spaces after every period.)

Why pay for the whole seat, when you’ll only need THE EDGGGGGE!!!

I was not just disappointed in those ratings, I was really fucking confused. Judging by the numbers in Wikipedia, about 410k fewer people watched this than last year’s finale. Which means that 410k people watched possibly the greatest hour on television in years, and went, “Nah, I don’t need to keep watching that

All I know is that my wife had to shush my laughing several times so that I wouldn’t wake up our toddler.  I think the loudest one was when I watched a giant hallucinatory rat tell Mick, “I love you.”.  I missed this show so much.

Yes, I’ve been having that problem too!  And I don’t think it’s just Splinter.

What a monster, wasting all that Hi-Chew.

For me, it’s not even the winter when I need pajama pants. It’s right now in the zone where my wife refuses to turn on the heat because “we just had the AC on yesterday, and I’m not ready to turn on the heat”.  Listen, I understand it’s jarring to switch from AC to heat, but when the temperature goes from 85 to 45 in

Even worse, watching that .gif, it looks like Burfict lowered his helmet, trying to aim for the head.  But it also looks like Brown saw him coming, and went lower, avoiding a really catastrophic hit.