Do-si-dos and trefoils are little brownie. I was exaggerating for comedic effect, but little brownie is definitely better.

The minor difference is that Little Brownie cookies are delicious, and ABC cookies are just utter trash. (With the exception of the Tagalongs, those are still okay.)

They didn’t introduce the entire team - there’s still the guy with the yellow face mask, who sure looks like Zeitgeist from X-Force/X-Statix. Please let this all segue into an X-Statix movie. I think we can all agree that all of our lives will be better with Doop on the silver screen.

Seriously, just when I thought I couldn’t like his goofy ass any more. That man is willing to commit to the silliest bits, and I love him for that.

I was actually introduced to these guys when this here AV Club posted a track off of Now We Can See. Then about two months later, caught them in SLC while I was there for work, and I’ve been a fan ever since. Sad to see them go, but glad we got a couple of great albums out of them.

You make a mistake in assuming that is not our natural state.

Best I can guess it’s that Trump heard about Prime’s two day free shipping and he assumes that means Amazon doesn’t pay postage to the USPS. Seriously, could someone check and make sure that’s not the case?

That’s the question I ask myself everytime this story pops up: what office needs a goddamned dining set in the first place? It’s an office! You get desks, chairs, bookcases, filing cabinets, conference tables! That’s it! Maybe a coffee table to hold magazines in the waiting room?

There’s no way for this to not sound snarky, but seriously: thank you Deadspin for reporting the important news.

Except for Donald who’s porn search history (I would bet anything that gets released one day) probably gets as exotic as “Blonde with big tits.”

See, I mostly pick up some similarities in the guitar playing to The Exploding Hearts. While I’d like to think that even though I’m a new Dad, I’m still listening to new punk bands, and therefore White Reaper can’t be Dad Rock. However, I first listened to them because I saw them pop up on year end lists and laughed…

Sticking just to grunge leaves out huge swaths of alternative rock. How Buddy Holly or wonderwall haven’t come up in this conversation, I have no idea.

Linda Belcher won?

Yeah, a quick google search found his linkedin page, and he’s been with E! since 1987! I knew he on the original Talk Soup, and it always delighted me that he was still on the Soup. He was always the distinctive laugh guy on that set, and it will be weird without him.

Important question: did they get the camera guy from the soup/talk soup? Ifi don’t hear his laugh, I’m gonna be disappointed.

I didn’t even try to not cry. My wife was warned that there would be tears if they won, and I loved up to that promise.

I know I’ve played Trivial Pursuit against people that are generally good at trivia, but they get frustrated when I get sports question after sports question right and then win.

This is easily one of the best AV Club comments that I have ever read.

Nice choice with Cayetana. One of those bands I saw as an opener, and they immediately grabbed me. Looking back, the first time I saw them might have been their second show. Cool. Anyway, here’s probably my favorite song of theirs:

Correction: