Much like London Bridge, it's falling down?

No! I want one last "Firstie!" for old times sake! Then we can all go out in a blaze of Canceraids glory!

Oh, it's hung like a suspension bridge, if you know what I mean.

I do! It makes my head spin that people are PISSED about losing DISQUS. A thing that I thought we all agreed sucks. Yeah, Kinja sucks too, but what are you gonna do?

As a kid who repeatedly heard Shredder claim, "Tonight I dine on turtle soup!", it was seared into my brain as something only a monster would eat.

I know that there's already a kinja account with the name wafflezombie. Because it's my account. Will they try to merge these accounts? Or is like a paradox, and they touch each other and both disappear?

I'm going to do that, but she is going to sit there and just go "I don't get it." REPEATEDLY. I JUST KNOW IT.
(I love my wife, but if something is outside of her normal humor boundaries, she just starts Idontgetiting right away instead of trying to see the humor AND IT CAN DRIVE ME NUTS)

I was just trying to explain Rejected to my wife 2 days ago, and yeah, it wasn't easy.

It was called Daybreak, and I enjoyed it, goddammit! Jonathan Banks villain-ing it up! Moon Bloodgood and her awesome name!

Fun fact: Mailorder is Fun is currently in my car in it's case. After all of this, it's going in for the drive home. So good. Though I always have a soft spot for Mailorder for the Masses because even more fun fact: my photo is on the cover.

Yeah, Asian Man Records comps were the best. Surprised that the article mentioned Plea for Peace instead of the "Mailorder…" comps. That first one was the best, with the Fueled By Ramen bands on there too - my introduction to The Hippos, The Impossibles, Ann Beretta, Alkaline Trio.
And I do own Where's the Beef, but…

With Perfect Dark, we'd always start off in the parking garage with guided rockets and tranquilizers against an army of bots. But eventually, it would always turn into trying to tranq each other to the point that we couldn't see and then use the lethal injection as the finisher. All while laughing our asses off…

But let us never forget: Mark Millar licks goats.

It's "That happens to me sometimes"! I know because I use that phrase all the time to my wife's utter befuddlement.

Or even like, Goose Island IPA. Still, Anti-Hero is good enough that I walked most of the length of O'Hare on a layover just to find the one bar (at the time) that served it. And if it's in NY, it should be in NJ or PA soon enough.

Yeah, my recurring thought is that this is the best looking show since Hannibal, which was probably the best looking show since Pushing Daisies. Now I really need to go back and watch Fargo - I wanted to when they aired, but never found the time.

On a second listen, I thought I heard Dr. Venkman, but that might be a bit too gratuitous.

After watching the episode last night, I came to a similar line of thought that the Lenny in the hospital might not be real, if any of them are. Mostly because if the timeline is oven range for drugs precedes Clockwork as it's laid out, I find it hard to believe that two friends would end up together in the same…

New York has the best, but I feel like there is a radius stretching down through most of NJ and Philly and up through CT where it's still okay. But you cross the border into Delaware and it goes to utter shit. I lived in Wilmington for 5 years, and could never find decent pizza, get the fuck away from me with that…

As another Eagles fan, those two Super Bowls were confusing. I mean, I dislike the Giants, but they've definitely fallen past the Patriots in terms of inspiring hatred. Now, if the Cowboys were playing the Patriots instead of Atlanta, I would have no idea what to do. Root for both teams to be abducted by aliens…