Got to say...that's the stupidest poll I've ever seen. Sure I'm voting, but it's under peer pressure only. Yeah, that's it.

EDIT: It's the graph that is stupid more than the actual poll.

I was supposed to hang out with a friend for her birthday, but it was all people I didn't know and I didn't get off work till late and they weren't planning on getting dinner. I ended up making an excuse, apologizing, and promising to hang out later. Which works because I already almost home by the time she updated me…

May I as a proud Mom chime in with something that while not important in the grand scheme of the world, is really amazing to my family? Yes?

In the words of the great Dan Savage, DTMFA (dump that motherfucker already)

When I was in high school, my little sister and I shared a computer, and she did not know how to clear the browser's history. That's how I learned she was into golden showers and fisting.

That's my biggest fear downloading erotica to my kindle. Amazon pops up with more as recommendations on the main page. Don't really need anyone seeing that, and sometimes I will be looking amazon while in the presence of someone else so they can see those recommendations. Grrr.

Let's see if I can tell this in less than 1000 words. In college/grad school, I dated a great guy. I dumped him after about 18 months, for no good reason. A couple of years later, we dated again and it was even better than the first time. Then I dumped him again, still for no good reason. We had possibly the most…

Oh god, reading some of these has made me remember something I had forgotten. Back before my then boyfriend realised the wonder that is private browsing, I found the search term 'gay domination' in his browser. When I asked him about it, he claimed someone else must have been using his laptop. Yeah right motherfucker!…

My former household employee has a child. A child that looks exactly like my child.

My penis was in the Guinness book of world records… …until I got kicked out of the library.

I've never been a fan over the "overly aggressive father" image. When others have told me I need to get a shotgun, I've just smiled politely and offered a quick "yeah". Look, if I have to be the kind of father that stands as a friggin' gatekeeper to my daughter, then I've failed in my job. She's confident, intelligent…

If "protective fathers" devoted the same energy toward their daughters' future employers, then I'd be impressed.

This is a bad thing? *Removes vicodin from husband's easter basket*

Um, maybe I should seek counseling. Cause, with a guarantee that I wouldn't get eaten along with the soup, I would totally do this.

There's a condition called Psychotic Pregnancy Denial, where the woman becomes so convinced they aren't pregnant they'll go to great lengths to hide their pregnancy. In extreme cases they'll even kill the infant after giving birth. It's pretty creepy stuff.

*frowns and walks away in shame*

It's not all it's cracked up to be. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy good sex. Unfortunately what is good for my sex life has not been good for my overall happiness and well being, in the long term, I think. I've been in and out of relationships and pseudo-relationships and fuck buddy situations and fucking whatever…

Okie Dokie. Happy story time!