See, I could never understand the whole wedding dress thing. Having to “just know” that it’s “THE dress” always seemed a little...silly to me. (full disclosure: I’m a gay dude who loves the idea of weddings but thinks the stressing out is CRAY-CRAY.)

“...most of the main characters in the Great Gatsby....”

We dissected sharks in 7th grade. I remember what it smelled like, what it was like to cut the skin away from the fat, and I remember the claspers. That is it.

Joyce Barnaby seems nice though

Yeah, the “which race is the hottest” discussion is really really gross.

Remember that episode of The Mindy Project when Danny, Morgan, and Jeremy all read Mindy’s diary and said the section where she ranked the races was chilling? That was funny.

haha can you imagine the kind of person who listens to Snooki’s podcast

The first thing that comes to my mind when I hear the word ‘hustle’ is to move it...act fast...be quick...get a move on. Seems totally appropriate for a work space.

Some of the funniest TV shows have the most depressing premises. Breaking Bad (at least the first season), Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Orange is the New Black, etc etc.

I respect Shonda Rhimes as a writer and a producer but I must say that I’m completely turned off by Scandal now. It was once my favorite show but Olitz has overstayed its welcome for me. I’m not sure how I feel about seeing a successful black woman having a toxic on again/off again relationship with a dysfunctional…

I am enjoying this thread immensely.

I’m all for “bruh-burning”. Going “bruh-less”?

They just HAD to use the phrase “baby girl”

Criminals commit crimes. Suicide is not a crime.

omg her tragic spelling of spaghettios

All Hemsworths are on brand Hemsworths. Unlike Baldwins.

wtf this is rude my twitter is great

Sunblock. It's the worst kept secret that no one fucking uses.

You realize this is a suggestion and not a legal mandate right?

That’s literally the first time I’ve found him charming and attractive. But still, only from the neck down. Can some industrious person crop in Tom Hardy’s face for me?