literally the cutest mom response ever.

I disagree whole heartedly. Unleash the tits. Like, if youre packing something that beautiful, don’t you have SOME sort of duty to share it with the world? I think so.

Modeling is her job? She and John seem pretty active in putting their beliefs into good use.

Sheeeeee’s a model, specifically (and often) a swimsuit model. Her job is to literally show her body. “Putting them away” would mean no longer being a model. I don’t see how that diminishes her ideas.

I never thought of her tits being fake before but now that I’ve seen them in this weird gravity-defying position it all makes sense

Also:

I’m still sad over Will Arnett and Amy Poehler.

She’s no longer fucking Ben Afflek :(

Minister, seeking comfort. Swipe left.

Way to talk about your wife’s affair in a statement asking people to respect your privacy, asshole. You do not deserve an amazing name like Tullian Tchividjian.

I find these kinds of pics really odd. Staring away as if you aren’t aware you’re being photographed when you are obviously posing for a photograph. I see a lot of them on social media and I feel like it’s this thing of “I want to put a pic of myself up but I don’t want to LOOK like I wanted to put a pic of myself up.”

OMG Gary Collins! He was such a blandly handsome dreamboat.

Jesus Christ, not even JK Rowling got so much control over the adaptations of her books. Why did this cut rate Twilight Mary Sue fanfic writer get so much control? It’s still mindboggling.

Some would say he’s a bro with no bro. I don’t know. I don’t really care either way so. I suppose I will go.

Ugh, unnecessary apostrophe’s!

I always find it hilarious when people make sweeping statements about a baby’s character while they are tiny infants, as if they will never ever change. In this morning’s DirtBag there was Molly Sims and her 11 week old so calm, never cries baby and now it’s Princess Charlotte, the 5 week old easy…

so awful

Your friendly neighborhood pedant here! Are millennials really a “growing” population? If we are 15-years-old at minimum, then no other millennials are being born; the club is closed. Really, we’re a shrinking population because people die all the time.

not mad

“The vagina of a queen who is taking power”can pick up her sponge/birth control that the same artist created/left in Chicago.