Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

I LOVE that yellow dress!

She’s just really upfront about her baggage.

You’re welcome.

She is wearing plenty of makeup in that picture. There’s just a fuzzy filter on it and bad lighting.

..uhhm? She’s wearing the same amount of makeup she usually does, and looks just as pretty as she usually does..
Am I missing a joke?

I saw that too, but I might be projecting.

My heart wants to believe that there was just a glimmer of “what the fuck, what did you just say” in the guys face once those words left her mouth.

Shit in the sink. It’s the right thing to do.

on the one hand, this makes a lot of sense. On the other hand it’s horrifyingly expensive if you don’t have local babysitting help from grandparents so some caution is really in order before you just sign up for this 100%

When the gynoticians were talking about going after IUDs, my first thought was “you can have my IUD when you pry it from my cold, dead uterus.” Translation: LOVE. IT.

If you have Netflix you should watch the show Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries. It is about a sassy lady detective solving crimes in great style set in 1920s Australia

I has an excite. I’ve been on a british tv binge lately, and I NEED MOAR.

You guys, can I tell you about something excellent? Because I really feel like it’s my duty as a Brit to alert you fine red-blooded Americans​ to a proper treat headed in your direction. If you have a soft spot for top-shelf BBC dramas, you’re in for a lovely time, because coming your way is Poldark, a big, gorgeous,…

As a religious dude myself, I always sort of figured that the “made in God’s image” clause was more about our souls rather than our physical bodies. I’m not entirely sure. Oh well. I’ll just live the best life I can, be nice to others, and then if I ever get to meet Him I’ll ask for clarification.

If it’s loose, it’s because she mostly talks out of it.

Blac Chyna probably shouldn’t have done this, but let’s be honest, can you blame her?

If she’s pissed at Tyga for bringing her child to his teenage girlfriend’s family thing, then she should focus on blasting Tyga, not a fucking 17 year-old. She has every right to be pissed, but shitting on Kylie reads more as an attention-whoring cheap shot than legitimate anger. Focus on your shitty ex and not a…

Blac Chyna has lost me. Yeah, Kylie Jenner is probably an asshole, but she’s also 17 years old and a grown-ass woman shitting on a teenager is lame. Tyga deserves all the scorn in the world, but Chyna seems to be focusing on shading and/or slamming Kylie, which reads as kind of pathetic. I think she knows she gets…

Crystal Castles sounds like a strip club, or a tacky wedding venue, or a Florida Woman. But not a band.