You know who she needs to date? John Mayer. They seem like they'd get along famously.

Mamie Gummer sounds like the name of a 105 year old women from somewhere in the Deep South.

I still don’t get how she gets more offers than Leighton Meester. It is like the 1st season of Gossip Girl.

This is really unnecessary.

Oh, please. My baby is a way bigger foodie than these two. He only eats artisanal, small-batch, organic, raw milk from a local producer, warmed exactly to 98.6 degrees fahrenheit.

Dear baby Jesus in a manger,

I just want to hear Bruce Jenner say that he’s happy. As a kid who built a decathlon in our backyard and competed with my siblings to be Bruce Jenner, I hope he gets to be what makes him happy. He was amazing and defined athleticism and masculinity, so let him define what makes him completely whole.

“I’ve always known that, at heart, I was”

Last time I ate an oyster, after being harassed by family to try one, I immediately threw it up onto the table. I’m 32.

It’s still Goop-level obnoxious.

Seriously. I’ll admit, I’m still pretty preppy (non-ironic headbands!), but not really the right shape for J. Crew anymore at all. I just want to find cute basics that actually go over my hips! You guys remember what hips are, right?

Yep. I basically only buy Banana when they’re 40% off which is about once a week now.

Right? According to my email inbox, Gap, Banana, etc are perpetually 40% off. Why do they even bother?

“shoppers’ fixation on promotional prices” I see so many brands blaming customers for this! Don’t set your prices so high and then have 30% off all the time if you don’t want us to get used to it.

It's probably that while the prices have risen, the quality has dropped considerably. I have a few older J.Crew items and they were made beautifully. The new stuff? Boxy, thinner materials, and a lot of unflattering styles.

Truth. Chet killing cancer would entirely redeem him in my eyes. Cancer is the worst.

OMG...this image is everything.

Wait, so Nick Lachey has a show on VH1?

Someone wake me when all this Coachella bullshit is over, plz.