I remember seeing an ad in the paper for a bunch of tests you could have done privately, for like $800. I think it included a pet scan, which is like a cancer screening. My mom had just died, and I was like, Dad, I want you to go get these tests right now, and he was like, no baby, I got good doctors and good…

THIS IS THE CRAPPIEST MASCARA EVERY CREATED! there i said it.

THIS IS THE CRAPPIEST MASCARA EVERY CREATED! there i said it.

Great Lash is literally one of the worst mascaras on the market. What on Earth gives it this cult following? I just don't get it.

Great Lash is literally one of the worst mascaras on the market. What on Earth gives it this cult following? I just…

Roller Lash by benefit is amazing for lifting and curling eyelashes.

Roller Lash by benefit is amazing for lifting and curling eyelashes.

They've been split since '05. She remarried in '11.

I'm also loving this new version of Tay Tay. No boy drama (that we know of yet), just girlfriends, fun and having the time of her life. Nice.

Chuck Shumer has a 100% planned parenthood voting record, I don't get why everyone is acting liked this is a pandering move on his part because he's up for reelection or something.

Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.

It didn't shock me she grew up Mormon, which has a particularly racist past as a religion. I imagine that had something to do with her ignorance.

I hate it when people behave as though giving birth isn't one of the most dangerous things a woman does. For millennia, lots of women died giving childbirth, and it was only recently, with the development of modern medicine, that we've significantly reduced that number. It's still dangerous; women still die. If…

Where do I begin with "trust my body"? First, I was born with a malformed uterus. I found that out shortly after becoming pregnant with daughter the first. A placenta problem in that pregnancy tried to kill my daughter. She ended up with IUGR. My second daughter got stuck because of the uterus, so a c-section was…

I bought into that whole "trust your body to fulfill its primal biological destiny" thing and ended up having a failed natural home birth after three days of back labor that ended in a hospital transfer and unwanted cesarean. Yeah, most pregnancies can end in an unmedicated vaginal birth if that's what mom wants but…

An easy child is NO practice for a difficult one.

What about showers? I have a 15 month old now, another due in 5 months, and I barely get time to shower as it is. Should I write them off completely at this point?

The college thing. People, please, for the love of god, consider the college thing!

Also, for a lot of moms, it takes about two years or so to feel like themselves again, physically and in all other respects. After enough time, many women might simply want their bodies back and not go through that childbearing and early childrearing again. (For the record, let's just all agree here that it's not…

My dream was 4 kids — 2 boys + 2 girls. After the 3rd boy, we decided to call it quits lest we wind up with 4 boys.

I don't understand why people can't just mind their own damn business about what are obviously highly personal topics like children.

That sounds like a dangerous approach ;)

Or we could leave strangers alone. I just don't feel it's my place to tell anyone I don't know to consider altering their facial expression. You also don't know their situation. For me, I glare because I'm squinting to see, no one needs to tell me what's up.