I've come to say the kindest thing I can think of, which is, THANK HEAVEN his daughters look like his wife. Let's hope they inherited her brains and not his.

My grandmother had 5 in the forties and one was what we'd now call a special needs child (don't ask what they call her.) My grandfather didn't make a lot of money, my grandmother became an alcoholic and left on Christmas Eve when my dad was four. It's not all "oh, have a bunch and it'll be fine." My dad and his…

Shraybanned. I could get Shraybanned.

Seriously. I'm trying to not think "People are stupid" but this isn't helping.

I'm in Texas and went to high school in the DFW area. A friend posted she 'can't freaking believe' the nurse is suing, since the nurse put everyone else at risk, it's part of the nurse's job, this will start a tidal wave of healthcare workers suing when they're not cared for in the way they like, et cetera.

So random! I told someone else I felt all with it for knowing about the dress color incident. I need to insert a 'Jane, you ignorant slut' gif here to shame myself.

How did I miss this? I thought I was 'up' with stuff because I knew about the dress deal. Sheesh, we got our fill of total internet nonsense today, did we not?

"EVERYTHING HAPPENED WITH LLAMAS TODAY" is not a sentence I expected to read today. Or, ever. ;)

Did something happen with llamas today I ought to know about?

Well, now that is interesting!

Was nephew's dad Jeb? Because he's a governor's son, which might make it more reasonable.

Look at the first couple. I don't even know what this is.

Have you seen the latest dresses? I ordered two of the a-lines but there are literal sacks there. Sacks, sold for cash money. Even the models look depressed in them.

Ok, I've been watching The Fall and I made the mistake of seeing this cover and the latest Banana Republic designs as inspired by Stella Gibson. Sheesh. I am not with the zeitgeist.

Anyone from Texas see the Alamo story with Alec Baldwin as Colonel Travis? Every girl in my junior high had a crush on him. And for $2.99, Amazon can take me back to 1987 like it's NBD.

She's right.

Oh geesh, this book caused a major fucking argument between my mother and I. I was born in '76 so my mom read and watched it when I was young and adoredadoredadored Father Ralph. Cut to 2010, when I read it while pregnant, and I call my mom, all, 'WTF is this shit? This guy is a goddamn pedophile!' And she…

Some of that hair is fake, right? I'm always suspicious when hair is "done" from the front by hair looks flat from the side/back.

I just discovered this this week and have been watching it whenever the kids aren't around. It's so unlike my life, and yet I still think I'd be friends with Abbi and Ilana and fuck, even Bevers.

Everything sounds great, except the part where he's making Jaden Smith even more visible. Pick any kid off the street, any of them, and that one kid will always be > Jaden Smith.