Not throwing anyone under the bus! We're working on a mobile version for these sorts of charts; it's a pain because of how Kinja handles iframes. Figured that until we have a solution it's better to be blunt.

haha. I just saw something on the SyFy channel today called "Big Ass Spider". No joke.

Yea but this cover ain't for you, homie.

Somehow Idiocracy comes to mind... again.. and again.. even if this is a joke.

To defeat....THE HUNS!

Alright some body's gonna start this anyway so let's get it over with
FIGHTING EVIL BY MOON LIGHT!

I'm gonna have to disagree on many points. The way I have been able to almost completely remove driving angst and rage from my life in the past was to switch from fast cars to flabby cars with cruise controls, add an excellent sound system, roll down the windows and let an elbow hang out while cruising at a medium…

I was hoping someone would go there. Halle Berry and Nia Long could have OK Cupid profiles and list their ages as 25 (which they could pull off) and they would get a bunch of "oh, I've never been with a black girl before, how 'bout it" or "I don't normally find black women attractive, but you, you I'd totally bang."

This is why I do singles events. There is nothing more refreshing than being rejected to your face and having good bourbon on hand to recover your dignity quickly.

Yeah, wasn't there a thing that said the least replied-to people on the site were black women and Asian men? :/

I don't know why I still try...

One thing they all have in common: They are not black women. I bet the least contacted OK cupid profiles would look more ethnically diverse and skew heavily towards hetero black women.
-signed hetero black female former ok cupid user

I think it's weird that they used a famous person to act out the various forms of pain at all, not just the menstrual cramps. Maybe it's just my American sensibilities that prefer faceless people with red radiating circles indicating pain:

Yay! She can get blown back five yards like a ragdoll and not die. Gender equality!

"...patrons-slash-subjects..."

Because I think I'm REAL CREATIVE, I decided I was gonna skip the cliche dinner/movie/drinks/whatever date and go for something memorable. So I asked this girl to a rodeo.

The skier's name? Brokinsky.

"and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back."
This seems to be Russia's solution to everything.

#6 was a big one for me. My daughter seems very mature but then I remember she's just eight.

These are clearly good people. Teared up a tiny bit.

There's an irish restaurant near me that makes bacon egg and cheese mcgriddles with home fries and whatever sort of pancake you want, including banana. And the eggs however you want. But in sandwich form. IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS(or other holiday/celebration) ON A PLATE.