I assume Olivia de Havilland was the biter.

The Fish in The Cat in the Hat should be at the top of this list. I know, in the cartoon it is voiced by a guy but the book does not assign that fish a gender and I would argue it is the ultimate Lame Bitch.

We are set up to hate the fish, when all it does is point out that we don’t know that cat and he should not be…

My friend’s cousin lost his eye to a pet dog too about 15 years ago

The algorithms are biased because the people creating them are, and the reason they say “it’s not harassment” and move on are because of the biases of the people who decide what does and doesn’t constitute harassment. They need to change the complexions and the gender distributions of the people in those rooms.

Someone already ungreyed you, so fuck it.

A Vox article claiming that we should follow Australia’s example of confiscating weapons is not the same thing as proposing legislation on the topic. From the article you linked to:

I just need to vent about this idiotic idea of arming teachers as a solution. While I have tremendous sympathy to those victims and their families who might see this as at least giving them a fighting chance to survive, it’s wrongheaded in so many ways. A military style assault weapon, like the AR-15 is a designed to…

I was over at A.V. Club, posting about This is Us, and how I would also go back into my burning house for the dog(s). Someone told me this was a horrible thing to do to my children. I said I don’t have any children. I was then told that when I did have children I’d understand. I responded I’m 49 and 1/2 and have 4…

If it weren’t for my husband my microwave would be in the trash. I have an unreasonable vendetta against microwaves and I hate them. And they take up too much space doing a shitty job that other appliances do better!

Wow, Hazel. I honestly clicked the article while working through a snark combining something about impurity rings and homosexual men, but then you ruined it with compelling writing and astute analysis of the intersections of comodified purity, the tactical playbook of Evangelical culture warriors in action, and the…

“They make all food taste sour and musty”
I can appreciate spicy takes when I see them and this take is so spicy Link can eat it to comfortably traverse Gerudo Desert at night time

Crockpots SHOULD be thrown away but not for this... They make all food taste sour and musty. Does anyone else experience this phenomenon when cooking in it. It’s to the point that it’s genuinely repulsive tasting to me. Every few years I forget about it, try another recipe and then 6 hours later smell that familiar…

Fuck crock pots. Pressure cookers are the way to go.

I’m so happy to see some lemon defenders here! Best Starburst. And second best is strawberry and lemon squished together.

Lemon is the best Starbust.

Fake news!

I just got mine a couple of days ago. Because I read an article last week that compared that strain, to the one that hit in 1918. The one that only wiped out 20% of the worlds population.

It WAS a change in his character. Not one spurred by a large, dramatic life event, but a change nonetheless. It was a culmination of a few things, finally prodded over the edge by Snoke’s lecture and comments, and led to a shift in the way Ren approached his internal struggle (from “channel your grandfather, not your…

Well it rains water here and that’s a more valuable commodity than diamonds.

It’s because we are poor and can’t afford home decor. Also plants are nice and when you kill them by accident no one asks questions.