Counterpoint: Swinton (who may or may not be real, we may never know the truth) is the one who mentioned a fictional school in the discussion of reality so shit that ain’t real is fair game.

Ok, now picture her cute little son sitting next to her also coloring in his little prince’s coloring book, and it gets a lot more bearable.

She doesn’t actually eat the aspiring divas, just their hopes and dreams. Fewer calories.

I’m sorry. :( On the bright side, screen cap it so if you ever accidentally ingest poison and don’t have any ipecac syrup or salt nearby, it could save your life.

I’d be too confused as to how you can hang pictures on a rounded wall to maintain an erection.

Ours is on a Wednesday at 5pm, doing one of those paint and drink things. I’m gonna shit on my bosses desk to thank her.

...or risk spending one of the best Saturdays of the year drinking your homemade eggnog alone...

I’ve seen a lot of online posts saying that we need to work to understand the “Trump voter.” That liberal elitism prevented us from seeing/reaching the scared middle-American who saw their way of life slipping away. But, seriously, fuck that nonsense. I grew up in a small Alaskan town and I got out. I’ve gone back…

The reaction depends on where you live. I vote, but I don’t pretend like it’s ever been any more than symbolic because my state is blood red. Other Americans live in solidly blue states and have to choose whether they’re going to end up in the tally of the 2 million votes nobody gives a damn about or not.

I assume Montana and Nebraska are grey because there is no one under 60 in either state?

Hot take: my beloved Sansa Stark is too good for that Jonas person.

L.A.’s famed Chateau Marmot

Yeah, how do we know this entire year isn’t a deal they made with the devil in exchange for winning?

I’m pregnant and have no time for sandwich-making. I shall be eating leftovers as I always do, cold, right out of the off-brand tupperware, standing over the sink. Come at me.

It’s not comparable. Governor McCrory is trying to get the state legislature to straight up override the election results. A recount, on the other hand, could just re-affirm that Donald Trump won the states of Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania (assuming it doesn’t prove that Clinton was the true winner). That’s…

Jeff lost AN ARM.

I feel like a drunk Jon Hamm whispering to Kathy Griffin “you’re sooo old” would make me laugh so hard I’d pass out. In fact, if he whispered it to me drunkenly I think I’d throw up from laughing. Something about picturing that seen is really hitting me funny.

On Kylie’s snapchat she mentioned that Kendall let her overdraw her lips for that shoot and that people were saying she got injections because of it. Now, that could explain it or she really did get them and that snap is part of the kover-up. Also yes I’m almost 30 and follow “King Kylie” on snapchat and yes I’m…

Davis is expressing a legitimate fear for her daughter and the realization about how privilege Davis has been and is. She is her right that her daughter does not experience that same privilege. It would be great if a lot of other white parents realized that about their own nonwhite children. Some do and some don’t.

Right? I’m curious as to what she should be doing here. Opted out of adopting a child if the child was black? Because...uh...holy shit. Not be afraid for her and realize that her white privilege doesn’t extend to her? Not try to remind her that she is beautiful and powerful in her own skin, despite living in a white…