I dated a Kaleb. He was indeed insufferable.

I got a black and white cat and was totally peeved about it. Not because I wanted a dragon or a hippogriff or anything fancy, but because I feel very certain that my patronus would take the shape of my childhood dog, a beagle.

I’m guessing the contract would be more about stopping them from referencing the show when they advertise properties.

Ugh. Ours is 77' and has that same nonsense going on. We just put a dimmer on the bathroom light because we’re too cheap to do anything else.

In n’ Out burgers taste like the memory of a burger you had as a kid. It’s pleasant to think about but doesn’t actually taste like anything and is ultimately unsatisfying.

Even as a true lover of the color pink, that sounds fucking terrible.

Meanwhile I will continue to think that the dingy burnt sienna that the previous owner painted my house is the worst color in existence.

I loved it. He looked like Wesley Snipe’s in Demolition Man. That is the sole reason it works for me.

Funnily enough, because I took sex ed in the good ole US of A I never learned what an IUD was until my twenties when my boyfriend mentioned it as an option he had learned about in his UK sex ed classes. I was pretty pissed to have gone so long without knowing about it.

I freaking love True & Co. It’s the first bra I’ve ever purchased that actually rests against my breastbone like it’s supposed to. For years I thought that was just a crazy myth but nope, actually much more comfortable.

I totally agree about Michi being better than Tatsu-ya. Although personally my favorite is Daruma, very different styles of course.

My roommate is one of these assholes. I want to punch him in the face every time he opens his mouth about it.

I tore through the book the book the night it was released, then handed it off to my dad so he could finish the series. After he was done the first thing he asked was what I thought of the ending, which is how I realized two weeks after completing it that there was an epilogue. I went from LOVING the ending to being…

Lush No Drought. It’s a powder, smells great, a bottle last for ages. Also, it doesn’t give you that weird crunchy hair that the sprays do.

This is too creepy for me.

My mother and I are both 6’ tall and when she had her kitchen remodeled she just said “fuck it, I’m raising the counters.” Then again, she intends to die in that home.

I am so ashamed to say that I have said that second thing before. In a discussion about band aids. I was young and very stupid.

I really need whatever lip color J Law is wearing in the lead photo.

I had to look it up, FIFY (Fixed It For You), FTFY (Fixed This For You).

My first sex dream was about Arnold Schwarzenegger. I don't really find him attractive, so it was deeply confusing. Still great though.