That plasticine face is horrifying.

Caress Exotic Oil Infusions Moroccan. This made me smell very sexy all throughout college. Now there is a gap in my soul where it belongs.

I had a random number try to break up with me via text.

Forget the inevitable (and awkward) ER visit, I really don't understand how the texture of a hot pocket could ever be considered sensual.

I'm sorry, hot pockets?

I happen to share the same name as a serial killer. It's a fun conversation starter at parties.

The encyclopedia for the letter P. I would open it up to two pages past Pocahontas, a picture of a particularly pretty medieval painting, then spin around three times and warp into the painting. Then I would spend the rest of the day talking to myself while I wandered around the house.

That's going to give me nightmares.

I thank you for the gift of this gif.

All I can think is that whoever drew this did a horrendous job of planning the fit of those sixes.

As a Doctor Who fan, this headline was very confusing the me.

I would like to date Michelle Rodriguez' abs. Or just personally look that strong.

That is very impressive.

My grandmother was horribly abused by her grandparents as a child. Locked in the basement for days at a time, denied food, beaten, just generally treated horrendously, she managed to recover after she was taken out of that situation. She was one of the most lovely and caring people I've ever known. Unfortunately as…

She's nearly on pointe.

My NARS Gipsy looks an awful lot like this. Obviously lighting, etc. could change it.

This is a genuine question, what should I wear my corset with? I honestly have no idea.

Seriously.

To be honest, back when I drank tequila I was very thin. But I suspect that has more to do with the fact that tequila made me forget food because I was so focused on getting my clothes off.

Seriously. My hair constantly looks like I've just been thrown out of a tornado. I want to know her secret and emulate her.