Humans have been “scraping” their tongue in other parts of the world for centuries.  Just because you are not aware of it just makes you less of a credible dissenting opinion. 

Of the reasons not to panic “Flu kills more people every year” is the worst possible take.

I didn’t agree with a lot of the posts on Splinter and I often disagreed with a lot of the comments. But the one thing I always appreciated was that when something absolutely ludicrous happened and not nearly enough people were going around saying, “What the flying fuck was that?” I could always find people on…

Trump really needs to be careful though because the some in the GOP will only be quiet for so long.  

“Hey! Let’s blow the cover of a CIA agent.”

you can’t buy people anymore.

Rather than applying pressure to the wound to stem the bleeding, he’s sticking his fingers into it to cause maximum pain and stir infection.

I have to say, though, the one thing we can at least depend on the president for is his consistency. In every situation, at every opportunity, in any scenario, he will always say or do the dumbest, most hateful, short-sighted, stupid thing possible.

“Article II allows me to do whatever I want.”

He found out that there was a woman in the room in New Hampshire who is not Mother.

The bigger problem seems to be that Americans are really fucking stupid.

This is worse than Citizens United. This is the end of the Republic. Call me hyperbolic if you want to, but this is where it ends. This means that Republicans have a green light to cheat to maintain power, and prevent themselves from ever losing that power.

Worst. Three-way. Ever.

More like weecock, AMIRITE?

Just gonna drop some images here. [SOME SPOILERS AHEAD YA’LL]

I fucking love that we have a President that constantly needs other people to explain what he really means when he publicly says something completely stupid.