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Pointlessly adding to a year+ long comment about the dog show just to inform any not in the know that the creator confirmed this theory:

Since it wasn’t actually linked in the article...

Land of the Lost may not exactly be considered high cinema, but it is fantastic high cinema. By which I mean my roommate and I watched it for the first time while baked and really very much enjoyed it.

Are we at the forgive and forget stage where Anker is okay again? Because I still have a eufy smartlock/cam that has been sitting unopened in my kitchen cabinet for months on end after I backed the Kickstarter (before it turned out they were bald-faced lying to their customers), and that shit still doesn’t sit right

I mean. Honestly kind of amusing up until the fake Trump chimed in to wax poetic about sucking himself off. That was a bit odd. And mildly terrifying as a proof-of-concept into our fast-walk into a hellscape of forged soundbites and attack ads that will make it impossible to discern reality from fiction, but hey, at

This is the entire reason I came to the comments section. I’d even argue that Pistol Whip provides more of the visceral feeling of being a John Wick type than Superhot (even the VR version) does. Sure, you get less freedom of movement since you’re on rails, but the pulsing beats and rhythms you almost instinctively

Just watched it last night, and this review is spot-on. There’s only one glaring omission here: any commentary about how just godawful Tig Notaro’s acting was. My partner and I were both fans of her standup before watching this movie, but her performance here actually actively made us enjoy her less in hindsight.

Thanks lol. John Miller was one of Trump’s pseudonyms when he would call reporters in his earlier days and pretend to have “inside scoops” on himself in order to generate buzz and get his name in publications. At the same time that was being revealed, I saw that gif (with Trump looking very much like a microwaved

My partner is an ftm male, so I have at least a little insight into his perspective. It’s really not my place at all to speak on behalf of your son, but regardless, if I can be allowed the brief indulgence: thank you. Just know that you choosing to be supportive probably means more to your son than you can even imagin

(let me preface this by saying sorry for the word vomit; this is more aimed at anyone else reading this who may have a similar experience than it is at rebutting anything you said in particular. Plus, hey, a distraction from work)

I still vividly remember the conversation with Hopper and Joyce when Will first went missing (before the panic set in and they realized he was missing-missing) in episode 1. After discussing how he wasn’t like others and was “sensitive”:

Dunno what it might’ve been at the time of publishing, but that’s not the advertised price I’m seeing on the fridge:

Dunno what it might’ve been at the time of publishing, but that’s not the advertised price I’m seeing on the fridge:

The partner and I just did a complete Gumball rewatch (stoned — which has catapulted this series into my Top 3, easily), and after the initial seasons, it’s like they straight-up decided to make an adult animated show skinned in a kid’s show.

Trump’s personal attorney and dedicated fuck-up Rudy Giuliani

Any thoughts on Doritos Salsa Verde? Kevin name-dropped them a few months ago in the Nacho Cheese v. Cool Ranch debate, and since then I’d been keeping an eye open for them. They weren’t in my local stores for some reason, but just last week I spotted a bag in a gas station and grabbed it, and found it surprisingly

One of my best friends is a fountain pen addict. She doesn’t have $7,000 in disposable income lying around to splurge on her hobbies, but I have zero doubts that she’ll some day reach that level. As pricey as some pens are, that might not even account for that many, especially for a dickhead like Giuliani who probably

That was exactly my sentiment when I heard the decision driving into work. This is our system’s death knell.

That’s the exact comment I was going to make. I was just waiting for “I’m a lead farmer, motherfucker!”

I know the myriad offenses this administration and President have lobbed at the American people are so numerous as to have become routine, but if this shit doesn’t renew the calls for impeachment, my last remaining shred of optimistic hope in this country and in democracy will be ripped into pieces. Because this is