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This is disgusting behavior and this slime deserves every bit of notoriety that will forever be attached to his name, but I didn’t expect the takeaway in the comments to be “Oh my god, he had a button that could lock his door.” Maybe that somehow comes across as inherently skeevy to some, but that sort of thing is

Listening to the news on my drive in to work today, I think the fact that Oompah-Loompah in Chief has some form of Alzheimer’s or dementia has never been more profoundly clear. I think the fact that he is reportedly questioning both the Access Hollywood tape and Obama’s birth certificate again are like flashing neon

Heads up, Shep; the $100 Acer is still available on Prime Now, at least in some locations. Didn’t check the ASUS.

Heads up, Shep; the $100 Acer is still available on Prime Now, at least in some locations. Didn’t check the ASUS.

Sure. But this wasn’t an exciting day. This was months and months and months of isolation, desperate struggles, and a man’s reliance on his own ingenuity to survive an incredibly bleak situation. I’m not saying that I necessarily needed the character to undergo a transformation or “develop” into something new. I

Left testicle is a nut. His opinion is not representative of any known demographic.

These assholes wanted a smoking gun before they put on their testicles and made definitive statements denouncing him. Well, here you frickin go. She literally has this creep signing her yearbook.

Then it was realism to the detriment of the form. Literary characters are at their best when they achieve depth and exemplify a high degree of relatability to multiple audiences. Mark Watney did neither for me. Had Weir shown us more of his internal struggle with the isolation and the crushing odds, for example, I

My exact sentiments. I felt like a crazy person since it seemed like I was missing something that everyone else was seeing and loving about that book. Like yes, it did glorify science. That’s cool. And it had a lot of correct technical details. Also cool. But the character was boring, and more important than anything

That Rick Perry said stupid shit is the exact antithesis of surprising. We here in Texas have a penchant for electing the dumbest motherfuckers possible to our state legislature, and Perry was a particularly odious turd even among that punch bowl of feculent refuse. I’d say he makes Bush the younger seem like a rocket

Christopher Columbus was a fucking monster. I wish I could recall the name of the book we read in one of my courses that talked about some of the cruelties he and his ilk visited on the native peoples of this country, like tossing infants on spikes for the fun of it.

~TIP THE STAFF~ That’s the biggest piece of advice and the one that will go the most way in making your stay enjoyable. Only a fool treats poorly the people responsible for their enjoyment.

Serious question from a complete non-gear/petrolhead. We’ve been shown high concept cars like these for decades, and yet very few of the designs and innovations promised in those cars have ever seen broad market adoption on a consumer level. What’s the deal? Is the auto industry just that slow and cumbersome to adopt

Disgusting, but not exactly surprising. I don’t think anyone has ever expected an appointee of Donald Trump to be a bastion of empathy or anything approaching a non-sociopath’s understanding of the human condition.

Less obstruction from the tangerine Fuhrer, for one. Trump, for all that he is an undigested-carrot-filled-turd, has shown the remarkable ability to tank all of his own goals and generally make life that much harder for the rest of the GOP. He’s been stirring up so much negative publicity that a lot of senators and

“They already suspect. Chillax. Also, invest in Google.”

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If you haven’t seen it yet, Terry did an episode of Hot Ones about a week ago. It, impossibly, made me love him even more.

Can anyone attest to the quality of this show? That clip at the end of the song reminds me exceedingly of Bee and Puppycat, which can only be a good thing.

I am greatly enjoying the way CNN is tearing Trump’s ass to pieces right now. If any of this actually stuck, he wouldn’t have enough of an ass to sit on.

I couldn’t even finish reading it. That’s some sick fucking shit.