Thank you for the wide grin now imprinted on my face, Tom. I needed that this morning.

So...O’reilly continues to be a garbage human being unworthy of the gift of life? Is anyone at all surprised at this not-revelation?

Because by the definition, morons are more likely to believe stupid shit. So of course it’s the idiots incapable of self-reflection who are screaming the loudest about their superiority. They’re literally too stupid to realize how stupid they are.

Hearing him say “it would be hard to top [Bush’s] group in terms of absurdity” made me incredibly sad. If only we knew.

Now would be a good time to invest in a lube company.

I find this topic extremely unappetizing.

I used to teach in this district. Within a five-minute drive of Ranch, actually. Not surprised. Not surprised in the least.

My closet is full of Baylor shirts, but I haven’t touched one of them in what seems like forever. My time there feels completely tainted.

Some of the argument I’ve seen against the fiduciary ruling blew my fucking mind. “Being forced to offer our clients the lowest-cost option will reduce consumer choice.” Bitch what?????

The irony of Donald Trump talking about not knowing what someone is doing.

Very true. I wonder if that could have an effect on the overall demeanor of those countries, sort of like a cascade-failure of populism that spreads like a disease because of the actions of our/UK’s populist movement? I’m sure much more informed people than I have already reasoned that out, but I almost don’t want to…

Not my intention. It was not intended to be a commentary on the current level of humanitarian programs of other countries, but a remark that an elevated response from those countries could mean good things for the time when America pulls its head out of its ass and pitches in again. Apologies for anything I misspoke…

Oh, no, don’t get me wrong—I don’t believe Drumpf deserves a single iota of credit for this. I don’t think any of his xenophobic shit is actually justified. I’m just trying to look at the results and see a silver lining. Because I’m afraid that if I don’t, I’ll one day open my mouth to scream and never stop screaming.

This may just be a case of me desperately trying to glimpse even a glimmer of hope out of this trainwreck, but if Drumpf’s actions cause a reaction in the rest of the world to step in and take America’s place in issues like this, then...isn’t that...almost ideal from an American standpoint? It makes me shudder to…

This is literally something out of a dystopian nightmare. To put this in the bluntest terms possible, the government is now saying that it will directly control what facts the people of the country are exposed to. I know that this is a regular occurrence in many countries of the world and it’s my privilege showing to…

I hate this article. I read the title and my brain went sexual in its interpretation and now I’m stuck with the mental imagery of Tom Brady and Donald Trump in a fuck-off. It has been scarred into the deep tissues of my thinkpan. I need a drink.

He reminds me of the offspring of Seth McFarlane and a wild boar.

Makes me so proud of my home state. /s

Every time one of these politicians opens his mouth and starts with “It is my belief” I want to cram my fist down their fucking throat and shrilly scream until my voice leaves me that YOU DO NOT GET TO FORCE YOUR BELIEFS ON OTHERS AS A MATTER OF LAW, YOU SLIME-INFUSED RECEPTACLE OF PORNO THEATER SEMEN RUNOFF. Holy…

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