I thought it was "Strong enough for a man, PH balanced for a woman?"

That's ridiculous, if he takes off his glasses, how would he see?

Hemlock-ghazi!

and with your daughter in the room!

She just wanted to see a day without rain. Is that so bad?

That's a big fuckin' bird.

These quips don't lie.

My name is Doug, and I'm ….ouuuuuta heeeeeeere.

Clutch

I'm not certain whether I agree or disagree with you, but I'm upvoting you for your passion, and obvious time investment in consideration.

Clock-ghazi?

Emma Stone?

"The pistol is better, it shoots the ammo."

*pelted with toast*

You can make your computer "sing" Dr. Scott's "You're a hotdog, frankfurter" song to you. Great jerb, interweb!

No, you're on drugs.

There are way more ashes left over than most people are aware of. So now I'm picturing Keith with an enormous pile, working his way through all of it, really struggling with the last few hits, doing them anyway, and only then proclaiming his middling dissatisfaction.

This is actually a really good idea.

One day, CGI will be so good, and so ubiquitous that teenagers will be able to program it from their phones. On that day, the human species will cease to reproduce.

…and then Parliament Funkadelic showed up and the frat house was saved. Yay!