Mystery Men is a better cape flick.

NOW I KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO TELL ME THE TRUTH MOTHA-FUCKA, BECAUSE I HAVE LASSOED YOU WITH THIS MOTHA-FUCKIN' LASSO OF TRUTH.

Yes, but Shia also tracked you down in the woods with an ax, so…

I haven't seen all of the movies included here, but now I'm interested in doing so. Problem is, I don't know what they are. Because the cuts all have so much in common, I'm sure it'll be super easy to clear this all up.

Thank for the suggestion. Anything else along these lines to check out?

Woo-hoo! hoo-hoo-hoo!

It's like Phillip Morris' PR department is being run by Perd Hapley.

Who is this Taylor Swift person? Is he going to be famous soon or something?
I guess I'm not up to date on these boy bands. I wish him the best of luck.

I think it's fairly relevant to point out that the primary genres in which a female protagonist is used tends to be either the one in which she is fairly well deprotagonized by her lusty longing and inept bumbling towards satisfactorily filling her groin, or the one where she is deprotagonized by the refreshing twist…

I love how he was basically just a fat dude extra in the movie, and now there's this whole backstory and mythos built around him. Especially delicious is that it's all going away, and that all the fans who have memorized the extended history of that fat dude with limited screen time haven't just figuratively wasted…

"about a man" implies relationship/sex shit, not sci-fantasy violence I imagine.

Oh. My. God. Look at her feminism.

You misunderstood, JJ. He said "orifice".

This comments really TANKed.

…gets the job anyway.

The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occasionally
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time
And sank into the pool's mire

Oh, freddled Dikachu,
Thy micturations are to me,
As white sticky gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee,
My internet personalities,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles.
Or I will rend thee In the comments section,
With my O'Neal like snark,
See if I don't.

"Success leather shirt is a pretty funny fail."

Freakazoid is still really, really good.

Dr Katz was weird. I liked it, but it was weird. And not for the animation, which was totally fine. It was the juxtaposition of the sit-com, slice o life stuff with what essentially boiled down to stand-up sit-down. I liked the stand up comedians as therapy patients bit when the show first aired, but going back and…