I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

I’m happy for you. I will be getting medically retired from the Navy soon and I’m looking forward to trying marijuana as a pain management option.

It was a predictable joke, but I thought it was ok. Maybe it’s because I think I’m so incredibly awkward after sex, this is fine with me!

For me, it depends on the kind of funny. I’m over the SNL parodies. Oh, cool, you’re doing an impression. Thanks, you just gave Mashable a weeks worth of headlines. That should totally erase the episode where you willingly put him on the air and helped normalize him.

At least Bee and Oliver are attaching social…

It’s your mood.

but literally everyone and their mother could sing the chorus to Hello. like it or not - it is iconic in that way.

I’m so conflicted now, I don’t know what I want. This is such a good point.

Right. I want him him to live forever, and I want Viva la Vida to be his forever anthem.

I’m thinking a Sansa Stark level curse — “your name will be forgotten” (and then you’ll be eaten by your own dogs).

I loathe him as well, but one of his fundamental problems is his horrific inability to feel shame or have any discernible conscience. His extended family might be capable of shame, however, so hopefully they live long without prospering.

Yeah, he needs to live and he needs to fail HARD. Like the most anyone has ever failed at anything, the mere Trump name needs to be synonymous with epic disaster ala the Hindenburg or the Titanic. He needs to fail so hard that it takes his whole stupid movement down with him, forces the racists and bigots and…

I don’t think he or his family CAN feel shame. Like they’re emotionally incapable of it.

He’s too rich, he will always be rich. I am looking forward to the day when, in an attempt to save his own name and potential political career, his son-in-law goes on TV and talks about how Trump was a disaster.

You have to have self-awareness to feel shame.

What are the odds that Ivanka will take her husbands last name once the Trump name becomes ultra-toxic?

His family will, regardless. I grew up in the NYC area, so I’ve been enduring this guy’s idiotic bluster for 40 something years. I’m at my limit.

Huh. I thought OldManInSeattle sounded very Norwegian.

Of course the right wants to criminalize abortion. Women are under-represented in the prison system. Soon there will be prison sentences for women who seek abortions illegally and like some of our sisters in South American countries, they will end up in the corporate prison system for five years or more.

It’s like a really obscure deal. You probably haven’t heard of it.