Fixed it for you.

I’m not usually a fan of reality shows, but I’m curious to see how Armstrong is going to cheat his way to a win. I’m mostly joking.

cyclist Lance Armstrong, who famously won Tour de France seven times in a row

For the love of God, please give the writers’ union whatever they want!

Sriracha is the best hot sauce. I actually like a lot of different ones for different purposes (tabasco or cholula on eggs, frank’s wing sauce, etc.), but Sriracha is the best. It’s thicker, spicier, made from peppers and not just a vinegar/salt mix like a lot of others. If I could only have one hot sauce, this would…

Sriracha is the best hot sauce. I actually like a lot of different ones for different purposes (tabasco or cholula…