They should probably vet him before he visits. Then put him through some advanced interrogation, just to determine what his intentions are. Then if necessary, place him in some sort of camp until they determine what to do with people of his kind.

Drew’s neck gives him a decided advantage in headbutting range. Refs and opposing players, managers, etc. who decide to jaw with him will think they are arguing at a safe distance...then BANG.

“Fire all the old players. Like that Michael Bradley guy. He’s fucking terrible.”

*pushes all the money across the table*

Kalm

From my coworker Jordan Sargent:

I made the light wall from Stranger Things - It’s programmable so I can type any message into it.

I saw this suit in person today!!! I was so close and I touched her arm and it was amazing!!!

No.

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

Ouch!

LMAO Jon, I can relate. I have the worst case of “Foot in Mouth” disease, I do DUMB SHIT like this with girls all the time.

I will preface this with the fact that unnatural movements freak me out. A lot.

Not my story personally, but from a friend:

Well, that clinches it. I won’t be voting for Bill Clinton in the 2016 election.

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

Can someone please explain to me why many states are totally cool with Stand Your Ground laws/using deadly force to “prevent death or great bodily harm” but this little girl faces life in prison for shooting someone who repeatedly threatened to kill his entire family with that very gun?

A few years ago, when my daughter was 2 and had just moved from the crib to a toddler bed (this is just the crib with the front taken off), she would not go to sleep and stay in the bed, so finally after about the 5th time of her getting up and coming into the den, i locked the door between the den and the hallway.