I’ve written about how versatile poached eggs are before and I stand by some sort of mixture of bread cubes, veggies, and cheese topped with a poached egg as the perfect, easy, cheap, quick, probably-you-have-the-ingredients-already meal.

Which one in the title picture is a young Tom Brady?

Kara, this is fucking perfect. This is one of the best things you’ve ever written #onhere. This got me, a 39 year old black woman right in the gut:

1. Fuck you

Spurs players will now have bonding sessions while playing Dungeons and Dragons. Awesome.

Holy shit

I want everyone to see the uncropped AP photo:

This video will be my new response when people back home in Europe ask me if I think Trump will win

As he should be remembered:

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

*Dan Snyder picks up his phone*

It’s because we’re actually very, very stable, and these aren’t our issues.”

PLEASE let this an omen from the gods presaging the collapse of the Trump Campaign! I will totally stop being an atheist for this!

Yeah, but that security guard in the 100s section closest to 221 is gonna get their ass SAAAAAAACKED.

He’s 16 and going to NFL games with his Dad, and has a sister who will write a phone number on his chest? Plus three very good dogs?

He looks like one of those guys who screws like he’s doing the most, but he’s okay, but not the greatest. But he’s nice, so you let him finish, and he turns and smiles at you. And you smile back. And you know you won’t completely cut him off, you’ll text him back because he loves pleasing you and your areas and his…

YOU MET JOHN LEWIS AND NICHELLE NICHOLS IN THE SAME DAY