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That Asshole: my inauguration is going to be the yugest, most glamorous star-studded amazing event ever. All the biggest names are calling me up, begging to perform for me and my supporters!

I’ve been cutting back too. But I know myself. Once it all hits the fan I’ll be face first in a bowl of wine. I think of it as a psychological defense mechanism, much like laughter.

I had to go create a burner to comment because I’m paranoid. If my family ever found out about the abortion I had three years ago, I probably wouldn’t have much of a family left. Although they are idiots when it comes to this topic, they’re my idiots and I love them.

Yeah, it’s a rant. The OP mentioned a crumbling Democracy as if it’s only now crumbling because of what Trump’s doing. I was trying to say it started crumbling long before. He’s more like another symptom of the crumbling than the result.

I am a 17 foot tall Tyrannosaurs Rex and will protect anyone who gives me belly rubs.

Really, Bull Moose? Really? Disheartened and confused? Because when a black person on TV calls us “cracker”, or says white people are insane, actually, I laugh. I think it’s great.

has no compunction about putting boots on the ground (see Iraq War)

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Speaking of Serafinowicz, he just uploaded this like 15 minutes ago.

I like to imagine the other villagers just coming up to her and...

Putting this out as a reminder, abuse doesn’t always involve physical harm. You don’t have to have bruises in order to seek help from a shelter. Threats are abuse. (This includes threats of suicide if you leave.) Breaking your possessions is abuse. Punching walls is abuse. Withholding and/or controlling money is

I agree completely.

squaresign is this dude from yesterday.

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

Speaking as a member of the traditional media/journalism world: we are fucking PISSED.

Do you know how many horcruxes we’ll have to hunt down? This is going to take forever.

Russia has been cultivating Trump for at least five years

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