If history is any jusge, the people of Kansas are as stupid as the hole in my sock, so they will absolutely vote for him.

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

Really dude? Really? This is your takeaway?

Fox News has already deemed this “The War on Crustmas”

I mean the reason he didn’t run this fight was clearly because he didn’t view McGregor as a real threat. There was one idiot commentator kept on exclaiming how “THIS ISN’T HOW MAYWEATHER USUALLY FIGHTS HE’S SO AGGRESSIVE!” Well no shit, he usually fights boxers not random athletes from sort of similar sports. Against…

On the one hand, this story is probably bullshit.

Just make sure you know what you’re signing up for at his hotels.

alternate headline:

If Trump knew about this and didn’t do anything to stop it, then isn’t that considered treason?

You know what we need? More aircraft carriers. They’re a good value at only $14 billion a piece. Plus, when the shit hits the fan, all the rich people will be able to escape the angry masses and cruise in luxury.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

Call me crazy but I’m thinking it’s going to end up with a wild card berth and a boring as fuck playoffs loss that leaves us questioning both Andy Reid’s coaching and Alex Smith’s competence.

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?”

Here’s the thing though. Democrats did. I reposted this all over the place today, but it bears repeating.

Clearly.

I took it seriously.