I'm gonna be honest, 20 years is…jesus, that's a lot of time to be listening to the same two guys. Just roughing out the math, 260 weekdays a year times 5 hours a day is 1300 hours a year, 26,000 hours of material total.

oscar issac, following proudly in ricardo montiban's footsteps

if aziz ansari doesn't end up playing iago i'll eat my hat

before islam but after mormonism

…wait, hang on, Dev Patel is too old?

Wow! Turns out undoing a century of institutionalized and corporate racism is fucking hard!

October 28th, 1999.

they could just tell the blind actors when a change occurs on set

I think if you asked any of them if they thought they had as many opportunities as Peter Dinklage they'd say no.

You basically nailed it, yeah.

…i gotta go email my dad

I think the only Cumberbatch name joke I've ever genuinely laughed at is "Butawhiteboy Can'tbekhan".

"You've managed to miscast just about everyone else…"

Who the fuck pays for Jerry Garcia? Just record his concerts yourself like everyone else.

People always forget you can be mad about two things.

Well, I mean. Cuba is closer to Mexico than England is.

Put them in sunglasses during the scene. Problem solved.

Well sure, but the fact that Peter Dinklage is the only big-name dwarf actor in the industry right now should tell you how feasible a path that really is.

Go barefoot. Footsteps get added in the foley track anyway and this way you can feel the tape under your toes.

that's your right