I would see her Cabaret show if it was a reimagining of Chicago with her as Velma Kelly, Sonja as Roxie Heart, and Tom D’agostino as Billy Flynn. 

Certainly not when trolling cowards hint that I should.

Waiting for her to release a wine called Cabaret Sauvignon.

She has turned ever terrible opinion she’s had into songs. So I'm excited to see what she can do with her terrible life decisions and personality. 

Whoopi’s take isn’t that far from asking “what was she wearing?” in regards to rape. Just because a celebrity is more likely to be attacked in this way, that doesn’t mean it’s their fault for being attacked. 

If she doesn’t like how the movie depicted her, she’s gonna hate history books.

I have no idea what the truth is, but I’ve never met a director that didn’t have fucked up ways of exerting their power and control.

Meghan Mccain is the best example of what happens to children who never hear, “No”.

Yes. I think we’re saying the same thing.

CK not wanting to have his material suffer due to it being published, scrutinized, and contextualized in ways he didn’t intend, is fair.

I feel bad for Spin. She was probably cut out so others could make more money.  My guess is that most people going to see salt n peppa on an NKOTB tour are not hip hop heads, they’re mostly white women who sing push it at karaoke. They will not notice Spin isn’t there. 

Meghan is literally trying to get Ilhan Omar killed at this point.

So the most egregious part of this story is that they CALLED THE COPS on the woman trying to enroll her kid in school. Which isn’t just fucked up, it’s potentially life threatening.

Well I guess you're a bad person. I hope you have a bad life too. Xo 

What do you think darkie and pikanniny is?

If a white person’s legacy is, “She sang about the importance of darkies and dead black baby heaven, but she was nice to a couple of Black people once", let’s just assume she said nigger half as much as she thought it. 

SLIGHT SPOILER ALERT...

But she’s best friends with Spike Lee?!?!?!?!

Hhahahahahahaha!

Oshawa is exactly where that type of Black guy goes to get a white girlfriend... When they can't afford to live in Hamilton.