Touché! 

Condemning LGBTQ people in the name of religion and thinking the world is flat are two dumb things that ruined Sherri Sheppard’s career.

Megyn Kelly’s goodbye statement = I’m dumping you because I got into my 1st choice college. You were my first. No hard feelings?

Hey, I’ve posted dumb shit too. Good for you for not fanning the flames...

My niece has never liked any toys that talked or made weird sounds. She’d look at them suspiciously, and then back away saying “No?”. Then she’d shake and scream if it kept up.

I’m obviously over generalizing in my original comment. Polling is worth something... But not as much as the media and the general public believed.

Yes. Idiots exist in both parties.

Is it customary for a fairy godmother to fuck your younger brother? Is that why they hook you up with clothes and a carriage?

I love it when cool people are parents.

He just seems like tv’s new Will Smith. A “non-threatening” Black man that can be paired with countless numbers of White people.

Daman Wayans Jr + A random white girl.

Wow. Feline-y assault charges.

I’m not racist but after this election I can’t watch a show that stars a Black person.

Crash is about as nuanced as this:

I think you’re splitting hairs on this.

If only they could have cast 2001 Jessica Simpson.

Maybe we should build a space wall... According to the President elect, aliens never send their best ones.

I heard that Andy Cohen has a lazy testicle and eyes that droop to his knees... I might have that backwards.

Trump University should absorb ANTM. They seem to be selling the same type of celeb guaranteed false dreams.