Ben Carson, your uncle through marriage who resents Oprah for never making an honest man out of Stedman. He wears actual bootstraps because it makes him feel like one of the good ones.

“I happen to know that they didn’t even make champagne in 1992, so Donald Trump couldn’t have spilled champagne on some woman, who was probably on fire anyways from the lies she was telling on Mr. Trump. Also, women weren’t allowed to work in the 90's, so this whole story line about Donald Trump being mad at Ivana for…

I know what you mean. I’m sad to say that he’s really calloused me with his insanely criminal and disgusting behaviour.

She looks like a pageant queen who witnessed a gruesome murder, and has never been the same since.  

Somebody needs to tell Katrina, in particular, that it is illegal to dress up as a homicidal clown.

I can’t sleep. Maybe some light reading from 2013 will help:

Sorry. Sometimes I forget that Patois isn’t familiar to all Jezzies:

Duck Kellyanne! The boomerang you threw is predictably coming back to lick you in the head!

His projecting that he would put Hillary in jail, is sooo what he transparently fears.

Don Lemon’s handling of Trump surrogates is SURPRISINGLY good.

Touché!

A Cosbian explosion of women, is akin to a shit-ton of republicans fleeing Trump’s campaign... Just an incalculable number of people that is bound to keep growing.  

As a Black Canadian, I’m wondering if you have us confused with cough syrup or Birdman.

This predictable Cosbian explosion of women is why I sometimes love the internet.

Could have been worse. He could have loved Brazil nut cookies.

I’ll live.

This is entirely plausible.

It’ll be 100% worth it if Donald Trump wins... Then Billy can look in the mirror, and while looking at his unemployed face he’ll say, “Yes! The Donald has scored!”

Now for Trump’s tweet where he asks us to hate Nancy O’dell for her boob job or something.