If “afluenza” is a valid defense, I’m wondering if being clinically basic will work in their favour.

Or Ryan Lochte

I’m really glad that at 12 I wasn’t asked questions about my parents by People Magazine.

If you’re a woman who is successful in comedy you have a slew of friends/colleagues whose politics you don’t believe in or respect. You also have had to bite your tongue and figure out a way to frame your opinions so that you’re not the target of a type of scrutiny most men never face, from women and men.

He probably meant she was carrying truth bombs, and was potentially high on her love for another man. (Trump Campaign Logic)

I don’t get it. I practiced on my Black friend’s hair the day before.

Malyia McNaughton sounds like a lovely person who would like to continue being employed.

You look like a person who may speed, or not fully stop at stop signs... As a proud Toyota salesman, I can’t sell you this car in good conscience.

I understand that.

It is that simple. It doesn’t actually matter that she is Latina and a woman... Because until she was sexually harassed and then terminated for complaining, she was happily employed at a bigoted network.

I know travel advisories can be bullshit... I visit my family in Jamaica frequently... But it’s more the stress of the city’s already crumbling infrastructure and political instability, that every Olympics tends to exacerbate anyway.

I love Leslie Jones. But you could not pay me enough money to go to this year’s Olympics.

First he came for the Blacks, and I did not speak out...

““He said, ‘You don’t know who I am, do you?’” Winters recounted, “and Zimmerman said, ‘I’m George Zimmerman.’””

I don’t know. Megyn’s experience with Trump is pretty textbook workplace harassment.

Wendy is a Black opportunist. She will talk about race in any way that she and her corporate sponsors feels will generate attention and money.

As Miss Universe she now represents all people. So I’m happy to grant her the privilege of saying Nigger...

64 isn’t the decrepit sickly age you seem to believe it is. He’s not a Faberge egg.

Not sure I’m understanding your point. The 38 year old should have respected his elder? From the dad’s side of the story, the 64 year old instigated the fight by pushing him.

Anything is possible... I still reserve the benefit of the doubt for the person not pulling out a gun during a fist fight where there are children around.