This may be the one time a person should be judged by the colour of their skin, and not the content of their character.

“He says they were willing to compromise with Fallaw, but it was ultimately her attitude that got her daughter kicked off the team.”

I thought this could only happen in the bathroom at prom.

My hope is that they do the same thing for Trump, that they did for Sarah Palin... And make him look like an even bigger joke than he is.

A man was stabbed in my neighourhood, but his pocket full of magnets suggests he was asking for it. Case closed.

I’m sure you were in her top 10.

Alternate title: Leave your dick in my box.

I know what they need....

This video answers the question, “What if Lizzie McGuire never moved out of her parent’s house?”

Sounds a bit like a tourism video. Like something that would play while video of the sites of Baltimore played in the background.

It feels like it was written for Rhianna.

Didn't Tyra Banks claim to gain 30 lbs to get away from Naomi Campbell?

"I'm already annoyed because I don't like waiting or any form of excessive whiteness."

I once went on an exchange trip to France. I was 12, and Black, and my mom made me put braids in my head, because I couldn't be trusted to do my hair for 2 weeks.

"For the record, I have never worn fishnet stockings. Nor do I ever intend to. "

I like her handwriting. It looks like a font I'd pick when I was 15.

I like that when Kanye speaks his mind, my racist tweets stock goes through the roof.

If you're one of the people getting upset at the assumption that this was racism; I'd be curious to know how often you've spoken to another adult (homeless or not), like they were a rabid dog. Scram? Did she then get a broom and shoo him out the door?

"Kevin Costner says the only sequel he wants to do is for The Bodyguard, only if it could mean having a way to bring Whitney Houston back. "

With these sticks of dynamite I found at a construction cite, and this bottle of ammonium thioglycolate I keep in the trunk...Daddy's gonna give you a home perm.