MLS-level President. 

I mean that’s the flip side of treating these guys as independent contractors...might be shit out of luck maga fucks, free market at work.

Unlike his buddy Trump, he doesn't like to get wet.

Like most on the left, I’ve been critical of the press for failing to hold him accountable. But in their defense, when you ask a pointed question, and he unloads a dizzying array of bullshit like he did here, it’s gotta be awfully difficult to stop your head from spinning and maintain your composure enough to pin him…

What a stupid fucking article (filled, of course, with dumbass typos because despite the fact that the masthead for this site has like a dozen editors, no one can be bothered here edit a fucking thing).

If you are cohabitating with a partner, I believe you have rights even if you don’t own the home or share the lease with that partner (and someone with more experience with this please correct me if I’m mistaken). There are completely logical reasons for the law to treat cases this way, and it basically boils down to…

A broke ass shkreli I mean he does t even got a Wutang 

He’s a tape recording of Shkreli farting through a walkie-talkie.

More of a recording of Shkreli that you recorded off the radio, so there’s a bit of a radio DJ chatter at the beginning and a fade-in to another song at the end.

Look, we Bay Areans are completely justified in hating LA, and fuck LA, but also none of what we say about LA is fair or true. It sucks for deep, primal reasons, and because it only can exist because it stole our water, but it’s a perfectly nice, cultured, and worthwhile town. Easily in the top five cities in America,…

“And I’m Skeezy NBA Agent Rob Lowe... and I have cable.”

Same goes Republican voters in general. I know a few Republicans who hate Trump, think he’s a complete moron and is embarrassing us on a world stage, but as long as they’re getting their tax cuts and the economy keeps on chugging they’ll tolerate (and vote for him) again. 

To be honest, I agree with you here. Stupid laws are stupid, and unjust application, be it for sex workers, minorities, etc, should always be called out for its bullshit. And at the same time, you have to know the law, especially when there’s a target on your back, and especially when you’re in a state where that…

After the lemon bath comes the lemon party!

When the Eagles traded LeSean to Buffalo they cited character concerns as the reason. Nobody was buying that at the time. Reading up on this stuff makes me think maybe, just maybe, the Eagles knew better than their fan base.

Except he said inarguably which means can't be argued

“Inarguably inferior Croatia side”?? What??? This is a team that survived two straight penalty shootouts before this game, destroyed Argentina like a college football team destroys a high school freshmen team, kicked the hosts of this World Cup out of the tournament, has an amazing amount of experience in…