The hot blonde opportunist? naaaaaah

I’ve always assumed he already did. They’ve known each other for 15 years. Both have had multiple marriages and have been accused of adultery. (We know Trump has cheated on his wives. Paula White has been publicly accused of cheating, but denies the rumors.) It would surprise me if they haven’t humped at some point in…

LeSean McCoy: And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for the absurd transparency of my plan!

As terrible as Univision are, for a myriad of reasons, Kinja predates even them and is a relic of the time when this chain of sites was actually under the Gawker Media umbrella.

Well written and concise, soundly backed up, and to the point, Lauren. I loved it. Long time reader, first time caller.

Just to add onto what corndog said, that kind of talk sinks into kids and can have a chilling effect on their willingness to report to you. Many victims (adult and child) really fear the emotional reaction of their loved ones. They fear having someone fly off the handle or make a spectacle, even if it’s not a violent…

Absolutely nothing that I just read has any place in the real world. None of it. Not one fucking word. Jesus tapdancing Christ.

That would be downright shady. 

The closest me and my dad got to talking about sex was when we had a brief conversation about Miguel Cabrera’s butt looking slightly smaller than the year before.

I’ll root like hell for Melo to get that ring, but I don’t see how adding another ball dominant iso-king to the Rockets doesn’t cause Pringles’ head to explode.

While it is most definitely a typo, I prefer to live in a world where “GM Daryl Money” is the title of Daryl Morey’s eponymous trap album.

There is so much upward fail in this country you would drink yourself to death if you knew the full extent.

San Bernardino is totally red and real trashy too so, I'm sure his job application sailed through.

This is hagiography masquerading as analysis. Strong is absolutely brutal. He acts like he’s calling the game on the radio. We can see what’s happening. There’s no need to identify every single touch of the ball.

Sure, every fighter predicts that they’ll win by knockout, but Cormier said exactly how he was going to do it, and he even publicly exposed a flaw in Miocic’s game that his camp could have worked to cover up before the fight.

Of all the foods I would be worried about someone tinkering with, sushi would be at the top of my list. He was smart to ditch it. 

I was a little surprised, if not irritated, at the 10 second penalty which seemed over the top when compared to Vettel’s rear-ending of Valteri netting 5 seconds, but what it certainly added to the excitement in the last third of the race.

Your comment is a perfect lead-up to show why futbol is loved by the initiated and boring to the non-initiated.

It’s the same stupid shit we get in this country. The English press will go on and on about Lukaku being big, strong and athletic, but Harry Kane is the cerebral, thinking man’s striker. Spot the difference.

I believe the term you are looking for is “flat track bully”