without the funereal prospect of having it stripped months later

He was a refugee from the South Sudan when he moved to Australia when he was a little kid.

Ironic that the picture used at the top of the article 1) Shows an inefficient way to cut a bell pepper and 2) the wrong way to hold a knife.

Get hit in the brain, morans.

Don’t be mean to itinerant soccer authors either or you will re-grey

Can we PLEASE.......STOP. CALLING. PLAYING. VIDEO. GAMES........ “Sports”

I don't see how any Progressive can call themselves that and not vote. Seriously.

This is a stupid comment.

A racist and a liar and a Supreme Court nominee.

Could have been. They do not announce what they get busted for although it often leaks out.  Usually when it does leak it is not a supplement but either an anti-estrogen like anastrozole or a masking agent like furosemide and then we get treated to some silly explanation about a medical condition that never makes any…

i hate this shit, and i think it’s why most of old gawker left kinja. i don’t want to necessarily tear down someone who has the same political views about gun ownership but like.. i can’t can’t come here, comment, and not see this motherfucker doing it.

Ah man, favorite show here too. I’ve been watching The Sopranos which is good, but it doesn’t hold a candle to The Wire. I still wish for a season 6 sometimes.

i wish you’d stop commenting too, because i think you’d only stop commenting if the fucking gun violence stopped and i wish the gun violence would stop. 

i wish you’d stop commenting.

it’s what, 4 years?, too late for this joke.

Baseball players would call him Stumpy or D-Stumpf. Baseball players are the dumbest pro athletes.

(For what it’s worth, I couldn’t find any evidence of Stumpf being called “Spider Monkey” in any public setting.)

And here I thought a Deadspin reader could get satire? 

Moore doesn’t want to get caught up in some love affair; he just wanted a different kind of buzz when he announced that Heimlich is gonna be Royals.

Yes. 100%. I hate them and think they’re repulsive, but...