That is still something I don’t get at all. When did it become acceptable to make the bridesmaids purchase their own dresses instead of the couple paying for them? If you want matching bridesmaids, you pay for their outfits. If you insist that they all have specific shoes, hair and makeup, you pay for it.

Anthro is failing because their clothes have gone from “OMG SUPER ADORABLE I WANT IT ALL!!!” to “WHO THE HELL WEARS ALL THIS HIPPY SHIT FOR $500 A POP?!”

Right there with you. Plus, there are a few I’m not even really sure I actually slept with...

This is why you don’t “leave for a better opportunity” until you have a signed employment offer letter in your hand.

The complaint I have about the Neutrogena stuff is it leaves a white film everywhere. I mean EVERYWHERE. On my face, in my eyebrows, on the black interior of my car... I like how not-greasy it is, but I basically stopped using it because it is so messy, and makes me look like a ghost.

The complaint I have about the Neutrogena stuff is it leaves a white film everywhere. I mean EVERYWHERE. On my face,…

Does this leave a very obvious white cast? I’m black and I hate that white/blue cast I get on my face from sunscreen. I look so ashy.

Does this leave a very obvious white cast? I’m black and I hate that white/blue cast I get on my face from…

Unless you are like me and it actually makes you MORE sun-sensitive. It’s not for everyone.

Unless you are like me and it actually makes you MORE sun-sensitive. It’s not for everyone.

Bullfrog, but it feels disgusting. You'll never burn but you'll feel like you just took a bath in crude oil.

Bullfrog, but it feels disgusting. You'll never burn but you'll feel like you just took a bath in crude oil.

Me too! I guess we missed the memo that we’re supposed to hate her now?

This is why I can’t stand Jezebel sometimes.

“Sorta makes one yearn for the quiet days when Portman was hanging with her hottie dancer husband and recovering from gestating both her first Oscar and a child, doesn’t it?”

OR JUST BE PALE THATS OKAY TOO JOIN OUR COVEN IN THE SHADE WITH THE SPF30

If I were any institution of higher learning, I wouldn’t want a single one of my employees such language ESPECIALLY around such a hot button issue. “Deal with your white sh*t white people!” is rhetoric NOT befitting a university. End of story.

Yep, pretty much. And after they hop on that Holy Spaceship, we Jews, whom they love so much, get to be swept into the Lake of Fire™ and tortured for eternity. I mean, that’s totally how you treat your BFFs, right?

So don't want their help.

Wait, you don’t want fundamentalist christians using your country, identity and/or culture as a proxy to fuel their eschatolorgasm?

That whole evangelical “Pro-Israel. At least until we get to build the 3rd temple then we are so outta here” thing is so shallow & unsettling. It's like that annoying, obnoxious, loud person you don't like kissing your ass because he wants something from you.

Fellow Jew here:

aggressive truth

The Evangelicrazies don’t give a rats ass about Jewish people. They just want to be sure when the Rapture happens, they’re in Israel ready to be allowed on the Holy Spaceship to Heaven.