Wait, isn’t his father’s name also Barack Obama? They can name the street after Barack Obama senior.

Okay, so I think I got this figured out. So some time around 8 weeks or so ago, Aaron Rodgers woke up at midnight and went down to the crossroads of Lombardi and Starr Avenues. There, sitting under a lamppost, he observed a strange man, his face obscured by a black, logoless football helmet, through which the only…