There’s one big hole in the Jeremy Irons = Dr. Manhattan theory, and it’s kind of a silly one but it’s still bugging me. Why would Dr. Manhattan have his servants make a cake in the Ozymandias gold (yellow) and purple color scheme?

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Are you for real?

Yeah, considering V for Vendetta was set in the United Kingdom and was a scathing critique of Thatcherism, I can see where Alan Moore would be pissed that it was Americanized.

Watchmen, on the other hand, is a very American-centric comic. It’s deconstructing American characters and focuses pretty…

There’s a band called Pale Horse in the comics.  They’r’e performing a concert at Madison Square Garden when the Squid lands.

Yeah, I find it really unsettling - after weeks of, “I’m so glad they’re not making Rorschach a martyr” - the way the internet is losing its mind over Angela.

Sister Night is Rorschach with a badge.

This is really bizarre to me, especially coming from The Root.

This is a fictional world where police officers are given free reign to abduct people with no due process, then assault them.

What if, instead of a white supremacist terrorist, it had been a non-violent drug offender? What if they abduct and assault an…

Mine was doing that for like three weeks. I wish I could give you some advice, but the whole thing seemed to just sort itself out and everything has been working fine for a week now.

Based on the fact that the butler mistook a horseshoe for a knife, I’m leaning towards robots.

Yeah, that’s the problem. Telling on criminals, not the fact that he’s going to get a lighter sentence for (among other things) being featured in child pornography.

For real, you really need to reevaluate your life if you think there’s something wrong with getting criminals off the street. The only thing that any grown-…

Yeah, that poor girl. They did an SNL sketch about it and everything.

Your aunt wasn’t wrong because I believe Demi Lovato was one of the Barney kids.

What’s weird is I assumed that’s what was happening when I started reading Annihilation to the point that I just assumed it’s a theory someone threw out at some point early in the novel.

He’s basically copying Martin Margiela’s 90's aesthetic. But, here’ the thing, when you actually put an effort into designing something, you can pull off drab colors like beige, brown, and olive. When you’re just doing basic sportswear and leisurewear mixed with military surplus gear, with no innovation what so ever,…

In their defense, Coven wasn’t trapped vengeful spirits, it was witches having the ability to bring the dead back to life. At least, since they decided to tie all the seasons together, they’ve kept the rules for the ghosts consistent. 

Oh, it’s worth it. They actually officially finished Elfquest last year and are now working on a sequel focusing on Skywise (that presumably ties into the Futurequest spin-off) set to start sometime in the next couple of months.

Yep. I think Nickelodeon also briefly looked into doing Elfquest but they were put off by said orgy.

Mac being more subservient seems like a running theme this season. Remember last week? He was having a full on breakdown because he felt like Charlie had become Dennis’ favorite.

Now if we can just Elfquest. With the infamous orgy of course.

Two not Christian people fall in love during the holiday seaon and everything is fine. Starring any non-Christian people.

Return of the Living Dead is a lot of fun. It doesn’t make any deep social commentaries, but it introduced a lot of concepts that people think came from Romero (eating brains and spreading via bite). Also, while Dawn of the Dead has moments of comedy and satire, it’s largely played straight. RotLD is the first one to…

Witches have been kind of happening alongside zombies for almost a decade. There was that electronic music subgenre “Witch House” where everything was ooky spooky and the performers all wore pentagrams and inverted crosses. Then American Horror Story: Coven happened and every other girl and gay guy between the ages of…

Because they promised if Diego Luna went along with it, they’d give him thirty minutes alone with the Jabba the Hutt puppet.