Me: I don’t think anything can come out this week in the world of family games as awkward and tone-deaf as Mattel’s UNO: Basquiat Edition.

Hasbro: Hold our beer.

*Me dressed up as Kellyanne running into you dressed as Gollum.*

“Well, this is awkward.”

I think they’ll probably cave before then because of fan reaction across social media. I don’t think film studios have caught up with the fact that it’s not just fanboys who follow these things, or maybe it is and the scope of fanboys has just grown enormously.

I don’t think it’s animated by hand anymore, now it’s just computer animation made to look hand drawn.

I think Sony will cave by the end of the week. Maybe not give Disney/Marvel 50%, but definitely give them a much bigger slice of the pie than 5%.

Here’s an exclusive preview of the last panel from Marvel’s next big massive cross-over event:

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but “retro” fads tend to happen in intervals of 20 years, so...

I don’t know if they’re famous enough for Dirt Bag - they were in Chappie which, if not a big budget film, was pretty heavily advertised - but the South African rappers(?) Die Antwoord are being dropped from festival line-ups after video surfaced of one of them spitting in the face of Andrew Butler from Hercules and…

I really want to take your side in this but then I remember that amazing Margaret Keane portrait Joan Crawford owned:

This isn’t “art” in anyway, shape, or form. It’s nouveau riche kitsch. I’m not a fan of artists like Damien Hirst and Jeff Koons (who both use assistants) but I kind understand why galleries show their work. There’s no respected gallery showing this shit.

And, since it’s a children’s show, there’s at least a 55% chance he won’t needlessly retcon any of the women character’s backstories so they’re victims of sexual assault or something.

Also, I’m pretty sure in Japan anime is used to refer to all forms of animated media, not just a specific style from Japan.

Criterion are weird about animated films. In their entire history, they’ve released four: Akira (and that was back in the Laser Disc days), The Fantastic Mr. Fox, Fantastic Planet, and Watership Down.

It’s weird how the conspiracy theorist presidency is made up of people who look like alien creatures trying (and failing) to pass themselves off as humans.

A kid surrogate who (and everyone knows this at the time) goes on to become a genocidal monster.

You couldn’t pick better timing...

They’re referring to an interview that took place four years ago, but the “Well, you can read whatever you want right now. Don’t just — you can put yourself in big trouble... Listen, don’t put yourself in trouble. Seriously,” parts are from an interview that was published at 6:31 PM yesterday evening.

So, there’s like a 99% chance he just got around to watching 2007's The Happening?

Why do you think Big Brother was the late Chuck Berry’s favorite show?

I mean, it was just in the news that he went full Krusty the Clown.