“one squad under god”

Plus, there was a novelty to the Guardians. I know people who saw it just based on the absurdity of a raccoon with a gun. I don’t think The Eternals have that appeal. Which is funny because even The Inhumans had Lockjaw.

In a related news:

A local pyromaniac might stop flicking lit matches at the bundle of oil soaked rags in the corner.

Their shows debuted nearly a decade apart. She’s only four or five years older than him. It’s not the exact same age, but it’s also not a massive age difference.

Manny the Headless Man-Horse has been a recurring character since the pilot.

There’s rumors that Disney is interested in having their own toy company. They have a great working relationship with Hasbro, so it seems like it would make more sense to just buy Hasbro outright.

Along with the Fantastic Four, the X-Men gives them the rights to a bunch of cosmic characters The Brood, The Shi’ar Empire, The Starjammers. 

I’m obsessed with this movie. Not in like a fan way but in a detective who has spent 20 years tracking the serial killer who murdered his wife way.

I want to go see it even though I know nothing about the musical (I want it to stay that way, I want to go in a Cats virgin) and I want to smuggle kitty litter in so I can…

It was a different time wasn’t. We thought it was but it wasn’t.

Just saw one of those news segments where they get reactions from people on the street:

“It’s his election to lose and he’s going to keep this up and hand it to the socialists.” - Grizzled Boomer Guy

I’m obsessed like the way a character in a Lovecraft story is obsessed. This is probably going to end with me in a straight-jacket muttering to myself about eldritch abominations.

You’re going to watch this while high? I feel like you’re setting yourself up for trauma. Maybe it would be safer to watch something that’s less likely to cause to freak out. For example: Pasolini’s Salò

Marketing research found the original tagline “Where’s Your God Now?” didn’t test well.

I feel like things need to come full circle. We need to track down that actor and have him pantomime Cersei blowing up the Sept of Baelor.

To put that quote in perspective. In the 1980's, Charlie Sheen was high on coke at a party when someone put one of the Guinea Pig films into the VCR. The Guinea Pig films are a series of straight-to-video found footage Japanese horror films that are done up to look like recordings made by serial killers.

Charlie Sheen…

So the defense is “He’s not racist, he just hates the First Amendment”?

I’d even bet Charlayne Woodard’s shawls are just being recycled from when Whoopi Goldberg played the Julliard admissions director on Glee.

Damon and Ricky are probably my least favorite players. They just feel like characters who were copy and pasted from Glee but I enjoyed this episode.

Mostly because Elektra planning to go full Tonya Harding with that hammer was like something from John Waters’ Female Trouble, right down to the outfit. And the absurdity…

Well, Nick at Nite and TV Land are mostly airing shows from the 90's and 00's now. TV Land also has some original programming about horny teachers and criminals pretending to be priests that pissed off 1 Million A Couple Thousand (At Best) Moms.

But remember those Muslims who make up a whole 1% of the population - many of them from families who moved to the US because of restrictive fundamentalist laws - are going to put us under Sharia Law.