Yep. I’ll never get over Navarro being on some panel show where Margaret Cho calmly explained her reasoning that Bush II and his administration are war criminals and Navarro losing her shit and telling Cho that Bush is a personal friend and can’t be a war criminal and she knows war criminals because she’s Nicaraguan. 

He’s not running against Trump at the moment. Again, I’ll ask: You do understand how primaries work? His competition right now are other Democrats.

And yes, if 2016 taught you one thing, it should be that Republicans are held to a completely different standard by their base than Democrats. The “Moral Majority” party…

So Biden should just be anointed the Democratic Presidential Candidate without being held to any standards or scrutiny? You do understand how primaries work?

John Constantine is canonically bisexual although I think his same sex relationships were only referenced in the comics, not shown

Is she going for Marlon Brando in The Island of Dr. Moreau or that one Cenobite from Hellraiser that looks like a cross between a thumb and a dick?

When I was explaining Spanx to my family, my grandma did inform me that it sounds like someone just rebranded girdles. 

I remember when they first became big there were stories saying some celebrities (I think Oprah was one) were wearing up to two or three pairs at once.

So SpongeBob’s gonna kill some younglings?

Yeah, it made that in part because of the foreign market. In the US and UK, where it should have done its best numbers, it came up shorter than expected and had either the worst or second worst box office numbers of any Harry Potter film at the time in those two countries (I think the FB sequel now has the worst). 

Catherine O’Hara, for her part, nabbed some things she could actually use, hauling away “the show’s over-the-top closet full of patterns, jewels and wigs.” Is it cheating to dress as a character you’ve played on a show for Halloween? Because she should.

I could be wrong, but I think the first Fantastic Beasts under-performed at the box office, so maybe that factored into deciding to release it November.

Also, Bohemian Rhapsody was released in the winter where it wasn’t competing against genies, kaiju, and superheroes.

A few weeks ago, people lost their collective shit because a fictional character killed civilians. I think - at the very least - we should hold our politicians to the same standards as our pretend Dragon Queens. 

Well, it’s not on Viceland anymore, but they’re still making Unggh the web series that The Trixie and Katya Show was based on. I’m sure, if she doesn’t have one now, World of Wonder’s going to give Vanjie her own web series.

As you can see, the real deal with Elton John is he’s one of the biggest pop stars in music history, he’s in his early 70's, is married, and currently resides in Berkshire. Thanks for watching.

I know it was a joke, but I’d tune in religiously to that Flavor of Love style dating show starring Vanjie that RuPaul was talking.

Less happy about watching an hour of filler to get to it, but what are you gonna do?

I just want to add, as beautiful as Isabella Rossellini is, she’s the best kind of weirdo. She researched, wrote, directed, and starred in an entire series of shorts called Green Porno where - using puppets and props made on a shoestring budget - she acts out the mating habits of insects and marine life.

Did you not see the Trump supporter ABC interviewed at the Amash town hall? They don’t see this shit because they only consume right wing media which won’t show anything where Trump comes off as unflattering.