Right? I mean, if you can’t trust an inmate to do the right thing, who can you trust?

Why the fucking hell would our government employ PRISONERS to build the devices that protect the skulls of our SOLDIERS???

This is not an F-14

Those C-5 Galaxys have voracious appetites.

Naw... A true redneck would duct tape it to the eGolf and charge while driving.

I think you’ve got some numbers flipped. 2000 watts is 2 Kw. If the generator produces 2Kw for an hour, thats 2KwH. The generator would need to produce 2,000 watts for a little over 12 hours to generate 24.2 KwH.

Oddly enough, that’s what I look like on the porcelain throne - after a night of bar crawls, bad decisions, and Taco Bell.

Yeah I don’t like “fucking” anymore than I like saying “make love”. We have sex. That’s it.

Saw curiously low altitude flir, confused when there was no streaking Hellfire missile and an explosion then I saw canada. Made perfect sense.

1. Why are they flying a helicopter around at 3AM? To catch Pokemon hunters?

*sigh* when will criminals ever learn, you have to keep your cohorts either blissfully happy or permanently silent.

founders allegedly blew the R&D money on lap dances and fast cars.

“unforeseen challenges and circumstances, beyond our control, made this effort impossible”. You weren’t able to control the misappropriation of the money investors gave you? And you are surprised when no one else will give you money to spend on strip clubs and limo rental?

Just for that I’m gonna start a kickstarter for a bunch of whores and meth, when in reality I’m gonna build an orphanage and an animal sanctuary staffed by down-on-their luck war vets.

• A Dodge Viper.
  

They literally tried to make their own helmet, with Blackjack and hookers.

In their time spent in that seat, they’re living more than others do in domestic, protected, boring existence.

When you bring it up to your fiance, don’t call it a “track day”, call it a “riding school”.

Much want.