While we're all quite pedantic here, don't sell yourself short; the correct Army writing per FM 25-50 is to capitalize "Soldier."

This is fucking terrifying considering I spent 3 years moving cars and standing around in that exact spot this shit went down. Goddamn.

It's the same damned old formula...make a few in bright blue and red for the press, then churn out a gillion black, grey and white ones that are flogged to people whose driver's licenses are still fresh, all anxious to prove how tough they are. Only one out of 100 will be used to its capability, as posers drive from…

I buy used because I know the previous owner ate the majority of the car's depreciation, saving me tens of thousands of dollars.

Um...yes please. I'm going to put the flamesuit on and say I would rather have this M3 than the current one. Just something special about winding that NA V8 out.

And you're probably psyched too!

Sunglasses on a cloudy day with tinted windows? Asshat
Curious what tires he had on it.

The blue makes it look like one of those typical bimmer bro deuchebag cars with stupid wrap and a shit load of bad driving.

I know, right!? It's hilarious. That slowly, barely letting go and yet one of the worst outcomes one can imagine. On top of that he comes up with such half baked excuses he gets ridiculed by one of the largest car blogs in existence!

Hopefully the new model will be able to fix that tire pressure issue...

Looks like the electronics were by Volkswagen!

Fixed it for you.

I'd like to be with you on that, but the tone of the conversation didn't give me much confidence in this project taking off, if I'm honest.

Pulled into a gas station? Was there no fireworks factory nearby?