Would hoon Dart Hellcat....would buy Grand Caravan Hellcat.

This. It’s Full House rebooted- if you had high expectations of it, your disappointment is purely your own fault. PG entertainment (and entertainment doesn’t mean that it’s high quality) with a lot of nostalgia and maybe a fleeting glimpse of the innocence you once had when DJ got her first kiss.

I totally agree. So many people are like “agh this show is awful!” and it’s like “yeah... it’s always been awful. what did you expect?” It’s not like it was some sophisticated art or something. It was a corny family sitcom. Why are we so shocked that the reboot is another corny family sitcom? What were we hoping for?

Full House was always corny. Fuller House is the same corniness with jokes appropriate for modern time.

Whatever happened to teal cars? Teal needs to come back. The Cavalier, on the other hand, can stay dead.

Gonna have to revoke your Jalop Card, Máté. We LOVE bad decisions.

You can buy a new Neon in the US right now. It will just have a badge on it that says “Dart.”

Obligatory “shut up and take my money,” especially after learning that the T8 will have 31 miles range on pure electric. That covers my commute to/from work.

Will these be assembled in Sweden, China, or a mix of the two?

DRAMATIZATION

The US is not "the whole universe". In the rest of the world, a Merc is a Mercedes Benz.

I know I’m not answering the question exactly, but I can’t resist:

It’s going to America.

Talk about relaxing...

Too bad they didn’t go all-out on the SC430 theme and put a tape deck in it.

Today I learned:

It’s not impossible to find a pristine K-car, just very difficult.