If they wanted war they would’ve voted for Hilary.

I am absolutely shocked that our government would... wait, no I’m not...

Military parades are not customary to America for a variety of reasons

What, you thought he would be different?

Who the fuck cares about 64-bit? It’s not fucking needed in a fucking web-browser you sanctimonious sock-sucking metalloid-loving word mangler. 64-bit does not make anything faster. It offers NO benefits. None.

Fixed It for ya.

He’s also having 3 inaugural balls (instead of 10), a much shorter parade than usual, and cutting back on a wide variety of tax-payer funded presidential luxuries.

Have you tried therapy?

Well you can certainly rely on it to get to the shop every week.

Counterpoint: No.

#1: I don’t have a touchscreen.

You forgot number 6. They paid gizmodo to write a fluff article.

HAHA no.

Doesn’t everyone do this? I’ve found the limit of every car I’ve owned. Second gen CR-V was the most exciting so far.

To be honest, 125 mph doesn’t even seem that fast. I’ve been over that on my bike more times than I can even remember.

Is it really that surprising a new Focus can do a buck-twenty-five? They’re reasonably aerodynamic (0.28 coefficient of drag).

Been there, done that... Growing up in the California desert provide plenty of opportunity (private roads, of course):

While most will suspect that it’s a ST or RS, I’m going to guess it’s the regular SE or SEL. It would take a bit, but the pedestrian flavor Focus is pretty damn fast, and quite fun.