except without a stick.

But here’s the kind of car that enthusiasts have been after, the kind of car internet commenters say they’ll buy, and I’m not convinced anyone’s going to buy it.

They won’t be able to because no one will buy them new...

Mmm...butterface. That’s a weird weakness of mine.

Eff Alexa. Give me those Euro 19" ST wheels and I’m good.

:::crickets::: :::tumbleweed:::

it’s things like this that makes me not want a new car

This story’s about you, isn’t it?

Judging by cream wobbly shitting all over every thread in here, I suspect he was the one to lose his friend’s BMW.

i lost the tv remote TWICE last week.

I found a photo of the two friends with a quick google search:

Twice already to great effect.

And that’s how they win - they’ve got you properly terrorized. And for what? ISIS is for miserable angry losers who can’t hack it in the real world. Don’t be afraid of them - be amused by them. Laugh at ISIS. Ridicule them. Let them know the world will destroy them before they try to destroy the world. Keep the mantra…

If they don’t have firearms they’ll use trucks.

Don’t be. Your odds of dying by a terrorist attack is one in 20 million. It’s extremely unlikely that you or anyone you know will be killed by any terrorist group. Now, I am not saying that we should simply ignore ISIS. I’m not. I’m saying, we should do something but what we should not do is live in constant fear.

When you guys were called out for not reporting this in a timely manner, due to your preoccupation with defending the Mariah Carey, you claimed you needed more time to properly give this matter attention (which is inconsistent with your previous coverage of other mass shootings).

I have no crystal ball, nor do I think she is lazy. What I saw and you saw was a fighter who was as unprepared to fight as any boxer or MMAer I’ve ever seen. It was sad to watch really. Maybe she is lazy and scammed a quick payday. Her reaction before and after the fight make that unlikely.

I remember the first time I flunked out of college because I hated it and didn’t give a shit. I spent a year off and convinced myself I really did want to go to school and succeed. They gave me another chance. First semester back I flunked out because I hated it and didn’t give a shit. This time I accepted it.

If I earned three million dollars for a 48-second performance with a woman, I’d have a half a million bucks.

So he basically cut off a government employee and the employee and their department is trying to process the individual on DUI charges because they’re on a power trip.