When I worked produce, a guy called me yelling that his watermelon rolled out of the back of his truck leaving the parking lot. I did not replace it.

Jack squat, but if you trade in your car with the $500 note, you can now afford a $700 note. Remember I’m not talking about people who are good with finances. Personally, I felt upping my 401k was a much better plan.

1st Gear:

“the car shakes, making it feel like the engine is stalling.”

Don’t blame Andrew. He had to write this to cover the hotel and sushi. I would do the same.

Does the top screen ONLY show a map? If so, what a huge waste of space. 90% of my driving doesn’t necessitate a map. When I am interested in a map, I use Waze to skirt around traffic.

The problem with craigslist is you get shady dealers with a listing like “2012 Mercedes C250 $2000,” and private sellers with “1999 Hyundai Accent $6000.” Unless you called every one of them and asked what they’re smoking, then you really won’t have a clue.

David knows none of us are going to buy this, and the people who want a Camry don’t need to be told about a Camry.

My wife and I went to an expensive Vegas buffet recently. We were there for at least an hour and the waitress came around maybe 3 times with a water pitcher. I think I only tipped like $5. I wasn’t giving her 20% (~$25) for that effort.

Louisiana is beyond backwards, but McKnight was well known and liked in the area. I haven’t heard anyone taking Gasser’s side on this.

Isn’t that part of the joy of something like this? You want people to admire it and ask you questions. It would be fun to show some cop the registration if he thought it wasn’t legal.

Sometimes when people say “max out 401(k),” what they mean is max out what the employer will match. I’m not sure what the author wanted here, but that is possible. If your employer only matches a small amount and you have better options and potential in a roth IRA, then it wouldn’t make sense to put extra in the…

I’m sure it’s nothing but rust below all that spray-can primer.

Do you know who you are talking to?

“Motivated Seller!!!”

LED lights always look like that when they are filmed. The bulbs pulse at high frequencies and the camera frame rate catches them off and on.

The David Tracy long con:

My son is 3 and when we give him tablet time (I’m a shitty dad), he quickly learned to hit the little x’s on the pop up ads. He’ll shout “I saw the tiny x!” He doesn’t even notice they are ads. Makes me proud.

I had one of those in the back of my dad’s Ford Aerostar. I flipped in it once when he forgot and made a sharp turn.

I hardly knew the American celebrities.