Mary thinks a Tahoe isn’t nice? Goddamn I’m thankful for my wife.

I’d honestly rather die than be shown on national TV after doing something so stupid.

Whether or not Cain’s story is true does not change that it wasn’t the cajun navy firing guns. I’m not really sure what is the point of this misleading article.

How dare you leave your family and comfortable home behind and try to rescue people in need. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Why blame the prepared guy? They told everyone to stock up. People don’t know beforehand if they will be the ones who need the gas.

somebody already changed his wiki to Robert E. Ley

I think Patrick has said before that he forbids David from speaking about any Jeep that isn’t a hundred year old pile of rust since he used to be employed with them. They don’t want FCA claiming they stole something.

LOL I had to look it up.

You gotta convert from UT. There’s a chart under the map.

Do you think pitching out of the windup would make him right-handed?

He never came to a complete stop.

He never came to a complete stop

I was thinking about jumping in front of a train last night. I didn’t consider that it might affect the train driver.

Vacuuming is really simple. The worst part is picking up all the crap in the way and the robot doesn’t help with that.

Vacuuming is really simple. The worst part is picking up all the crap in the way and the robot doesn’t help with…

You’re a good person. I wish you could talk some sense into my nocturnal neighbor whose only ride is a harley.

You’ll have to pry these loafers from my cold, dead feet!

Each year, Nielsen sends me about $40 and a diary to keep for a week. I tell them I have 2 TVs with no cable that I hardly watch and they still send the money. Hope they stick around.

I meant it is a triple play with more requirements, therefore can’t be lower than a triple play.

That was my point. You wouldn’t rate no-hitter higher than a perfect game.

An unassisted triple play IS a triple play. That’s like saying bowling a 300 is the best feat in bowling, but bowling a 300 with only one finger is the 5th best.