Thanks. I was staring at that lead picture too long looking for the shelf. I, like most people, don’t read the articles and didn’t notice a link.

The wall just got 10 FEET HIGHER!

The Tesla Red lighted, so it didn’t win. And why are drag race videos more than 20-30 seconds long?

Your parents just had more confidence than me. They still loved you.

I can understand it now that I have a kid. I would be VERY careful driving him around in one of those old deathtraps.

Jesse’s parents are jealous. As am I.

Care to explain for those with craptacular vision? I feel like I’m staring at a magic eye in the newspaper.

Will there be a Spyder?

You really think he bought something new? His life is lived in shades of brown and rust.

Damn. I was more mad about red-light cameras, but it looks like I started some shit.

I hate cops just as much as the next guy, but what does that have to do with the plate covers? It’s not double illegal for a cop to break the law.

The only thing more embarrassing is hitting one and realizing you may have actually dozed off for a second.

More than sporty enough for your average 16 year old. Learn how to fix everything yourself and upgrade in a few years with more money, knowledge, confidence, and experience.

Hell no! Need that conveniently timed caution to fix the leaders’ cars. Nothing is more American than giving an unfair advantage to all the popular people with infinite resources.

I kind of liked celebrity brain crash. They knew it sucked and did it every episode just to show how unhappy they were with the lawyers. I always skipped the celebrity interviews anyway in TG.

You can see from this timeline that May’s hair actually recessed into his scalp a little between episodes.

Get one of these to follow you around.

I think this is the same Navigator that I shared a commute with a few years ago in Louisiana. I used to watch that thing bounce for about 30 minutes a day. Either this is a common mod in Navigator culture, or they haven’t fixed anything in 4 years and drove it all the way to Minnesota.

As far as a track tire, I don’t think it’s a bad deal. I would buy an extra set of thinner wheels for turning into smoke though.

I still get chills just thinking of the one time I saw an F1 behind me on the road. Such an amazing car.